TARDIS Fail-Class. Going through all of time and space failing. Used when someone fails spectacularly or does something particularly stupid.
by MostCommonLastName February 26, 2010

That Tardy Mcfuck Bag trynna flex his nuts when I asked for 3 sauces. Cool out and put yo rubber helmet back on bro.
by Pigknucks August 11, 2020

The state of being slow,usually noticing things everyone else knows already or being the last one to get a joke.Not exactly retardation,just slow thinking.
John started laughing out of nowhere,i asked him what was wrong and he said i finally got that family guy joke from last year,total mental re-tardy.
by Davion Williams April 11, 2009

by Anonymus_shipper April 13, 2020

In origin, a Canadian-Irish phrase for an artistic talent brought on by multiple generations of family in play brought on by exterior colonial pressures, associated with the animal Tardigrade. Closely linked to resistance, and can manifest as an allergic reaction to environments perceived as alien and obscure . In ancient times, sufferers who showed this allergy in abundance were shunned, and hunted.
by StopJack January 19, 2018

Not to be confused with the TARDIS, Tardis was the very first ruler of Gallifrey. He/She cultivated the very first TARDIS and got lost on his/her first test run of it. The TARDIS was named after him/her.
Tardis: Hey, I'm Tardis.
by TardisCatTwo October 26, 2019

by anonymous June 16, 2025
