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Tanner is a dumbass. Extremely small penis, very large in body mass though. Likes to punch people very softly in the throat when drunk. Headbutts like a mofo. Scares small children, even though he only wants to touch them softly. Not headbutt them. Enjoys lofl.
"Man you see Tanner? All he wanted to do is molest the small boy, but the boy ran away!"
"Probly thought a headbutt was comin his way."
Tanner by tanner yo October 23, 2008
The guy that will say he "loves you" - but he is a bunch of lies!!!! once he get bored with you he will move on to the next girl and ruin her life too. once you break up he will probably hook up with your best friends older sister and will eventually ruin her life too. HE is a big FAT liar, and a waste of your time! do not trust ANYONE with the name tanner.

ps he often smells like dog shit and talks crap on everybody OH and he has the biggest ego and thinks he is all cool meanwhille EVERYBODY hates him.
wow tanner keeps hooking up with innocent girls and now they all have the lable of "whore"
Tanner by ohmygodyoursocool February 8, 2010
An asshole who always leaves you on open on snap. And he is a sexyyyyyyyy sexyyyyyy dude but rude so.
He is o rude but hot, so basically a tanner!!
Tanner by karenhatestanner June 19, 2017
A Fuck boy who trys to act black and sends dick picks to his girlfriend saying his dick was "soft" and that's why it's small
Faith- hey Tanner sent me a dick pick but it's small he says it's soft

Nick- who the fuck sends soft dick picks
Biggest faggot you will ever see in your life, he is most likely over weight and is a huge nerd. He loves space and is into girls he will never get. He is the worlds biggest loser and is the disgrace of his family.
I saw this fucking faggot today his name was probably Tanner.
A Tanner Is One Who At One Point In There Life Will Fall Of A Ski Lift. A Tanner Usually Likes To Listen To Papa Roach, And At One Point In His Life Be Obsessed With Star Wars. A Tanner Usually Loves To Play Video Games and Will At One Point In There Life Live In, Bend Oregon.

A Tanner Secrety Loves His Cousin.
Me: Is That Tanner?
Friend: Yes!
Me: Oh Crap He Just Fell Off The Ski Lift!
Friend: Oh Well
Tanner by Water Glass January 22, 2011
A Tanner is that girl you see who is tan in January, has a purse worth more than you make in a month, huge sunglasses, highlights, and spends so much time working on her image their is nothing below the surface.
Damn, I'd like to fuck that tanner.
tanner by Laura, Matty & Bobby April 20, 2006