SWIM

Sorry
Wrong
I (instant)
M (message)

Often used after saying something stupid over the internet. Often not actually sent to the wrong person.

Guy (to ex-girlfriend): I still love you.

Ex-Girlfriend: I hate you.

Guy: SWIM

by Keepdatbeat August 13, 2010

SWIM

Acronym for:
Sorry
Wrong
I (instant)
M (message)

Used when you IM someone other than the person you were trying to IM.

SexyGuy09: Hey baby. Wanna go out tonight?
xoUglyChickxo:That sounds swell! what time?
SexyGuy09: Oh shit! SWIM!

by HappyToHelp May 22, 2009

Swim

An acronym for See what I mean? Often used for talking to someone in code.

Person 1:That guy is probobly going to swim after school
Person 2: *in hushed voice* yeah he really IS hot

by s3zii January 25, 2009

Swimming

swimming might actually be the worst activity known to mankind. swimming can take a normal human being and turn them into a shallow, self centered, arrogant, cocky freakshow. this normally occurs in males. while swimmers might be the most sexually active, its usally male on male when it comes to the type of guy it takes to put a size 24 speedo on. for the girls, rock on - however you have man shoulders and should never wear skirts in the winter to expose those wildebeast legs.

male non-swimmer: hey, that kid looks like he stuffed his 2 inch peen into that size 24 banana hammock and thinks he looks cool.

swimmer: wait ... that isnt cool? i was kinda thinking about running up and smacking that fine ass. swimming is the besssst.

by pumpkin98348 April 28, 2006

Swimming

The act of watching Adult Swim

Man, I gotta quit swimming before I loose all sense of logic.

by Randy Cuyler July 28, 2011

swim

To have sex with someone.
To have sexual intercourse.

She invited me to her house and we went swimming in her bedroom.

If I wanted to I could swim with any female in this club.

by SoIcyEnt. April 2, 2010

Oly Swim

Oly swim run by the one and only Jeff Cooper. Usually know as the cult people who join it are in constant pain and it will never stop. 10 400’s 15 300’s 40 100’s you name it we do it. Can’t forget about the dreadful 100 100’s. Taper never heard of it. Jeff Cooper is thought to be above god and if you disobey you will be put in excruciating pain as he makes you swim 12,000 meter days.

I’m dead from Oly Swim

by It’s ya boiiii December 1, 2019