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Sweaty Napper

After running around the track for a 4:11 mile, you crawl up on your girl, ball her to the point of exhaustion, and pass out for a quick, sweaty nap.
Nay, I'm good - I took a sweaty napper earlier, so I am ready to go out and dance some more.
by swude September 19, 2009
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Sweaty scab

Another way to describe a disgusting, rancid and unattractive person. A sweaty scab is typically morbidly obese.
My next door neighbour is a proper sweaty scab.
by WagwanPiftTing July 18, 2017
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Sweaty Joe

The process of collecting all of the sweat from between your balls and legs and wiping or smacking another persons face
* I gave scott a sweaty joe or scott recieved a sweaty joe
by Robert Elliott October 7, 2008
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making sweaty

during intercourse, when one partner becomes drenched in sweat and starts to slip off.
John was on Lisa, when he started to slip off. They were making sweaty.
by Tony Pajamas May 23, 2006
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sweaty porcupine

noun, est 2019:

either

a ridiculously cool and incredible person inspiring hundreds of people to be their best self

or

a huge loser dork who should probably rethink all their life decisions and apologize to their mother for being such a grand disappointment.

No middle ground.
Taylor, you sweaty porcupine! What the hell is wrong with you?

Taylor, you sweaty porcupine! That was amazing!
by porcupinesweat December 22, 2019
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sweaty gooch

When the area between you anus and genitals brews up a pool of sweat, creating a wetness in your underwear and outer garments
Look at dean nicolaidis' shorts! You can see his sweaty gooch!
by Teflon Boi July 26, 2016
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Sweaty Frankfurter

The act of getting a frankfurter sausage smothering it with ketchup and inserting it into ones anus during sex.
Larry - "I heard you got with that freaky girl Angela"
Jamal - '"Yeah she is real freaky she made me give her a sweaty frankfurter"
by Daddy Autist March 10, 2017
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