bagel slapped

To Uber Pwn a n00b, or to slap a n00b with bagels

LOL Bagel slapped N00b

by Ub3r St3v3 June 11, 2006

slapped

Gone. Drunk as hell. High as hell. Under the influence of something.

Damn jo, dude slapped as hell he cant even stand up.

by SiLENT74 April 27, 2009

Mushroom Slapped

When you slap someone with your soft circumcised penis causing a small red mushroom shaped mark on the skin from the head of the penis.

Dude I mushroom slapped her last night right on the cheek, it left a red mark!

by Aiden07321 June 6, 2010

swapper

trading sexual partners

joe and mary are swappers so they invited bill and jane over for sex with each other wife

by 69 July 23, 2003

swampeded

Swampeded. v. A state of being in which one is simultaneously swamped by online requests and stampeded by a flow of FtF inquiries.

I couldn't get any work done today because I kept getting swampeded with silly-ass questions.

by svenskaflicka September 9, 2010

Snapped Off A Big Fish

A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake.

Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.

by Dr Ike August 12, 2011

Swamped Up

When one is particularly aroused, angry, or a large case of swamp ass.

I’m swamped up right now I saw a female today

by Swampedbandit March 26, 2022