SUSS

Stuck-Up SpinSter. A woman, aged 30-50, coeporate middle management, has a Bumble account, swipes everyone left, dresses in designer labels and has a face that would send a nuclear reactor into meltdown lol. She's still waiting for George Clooney, but newsflash baby, he's married!

Jim: Hey Paul, would you look at the state of this girl on Bumble, she only wants a guy over 180 cm and earning over 250K

Paul: Say what? Must be a SUSS

*Paul goes over and looks at Jim's phone*.

Paul: Yeah it's a SUSS

Jim: A SUSS what the hell is that?

Paul: A fucking Stuck up Spinster, she's only gonna date George Clooney or some married guy at a Coldplay concert. Forget it Jim, she's not into guys like you. She'll be single for life lol

by Tmcg929 September 6, 2025

Suss

Ab adjective to describe something that is perverted and sexual like an extreme fetish.

Jeff: Ben has a young kids clown fetish.
Lee: That is suss to the max.

by TheRealDipShit June 3, 2018

Suss

Black air force activitys, everybody knows a suss

Yo that ngga on some suss activitys again

by Thatnggasuss March 12, 2020

Sussing

Sussing is the art of griefing or otherwise modifying items, real or simulated, to make them look like an Amogus.

Person A: "Look that drawing is being sussed"
Person B:"Who is sussing my drawing?"

by Lukepiwalker31 January 29, 2023

Sussing

When a bizzz or other sus creature outputs its Susness on someone or something.

“The shearwater was sussing on the gunnel”

by Pubert x æ a 12 September 17, 2022

Suss

Short for "suspicious". Used for casual and informal conversations.

Friend: "Yo dawg shake my hand".
You: That seems pretty suss man.

by pieceofcakecool June 14, 2019

Sussing

Sussing is that act of smoking dat ya pack, dat zaza, dat cart.

Brendan: Dude sus please!
Liam: Noo sussing is bad, your gonna ruin my career.

by Poobabobber January 18, 2023