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snaking

The act of going through life taking every possible shortcut and being an entitled and arrogant dick about ones success earned through that way of living.
Bro1: Where is Andrew?
Bro2: Skipping lectures, prolly. But he'll show up tomorrow to hand in the essay that his buddy wrote.
Bro1: Bam! Snaking through life like a mofo.
by EN34 July 27, 2016
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Snaking

To put a small object into your foreskin. So called because the resulting penis looks like a snake that has swallowed a small mammal whole. This is also known as "One-Dicking".
Person 1: Why is this chocolate mini roll so warm?
Person 2: Oh, I was snaking it earlier. Fit the whole thing right in!
by jaloopay1 January 23, 2017
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snaking the hole

When someone abruptly shoves their fist through your armpit indicating how much they would love to fist the hell out of your man vagina until you scream rape.
Man 1: What a great day. Guy 2 snakes guy 1's hole. Guy 1: take that bitch. Guy 2: god damn it not again. STOP SNAKING THE HOLE BLAKE.
by panda poop nuggets February 15, 2018
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Sneaking Chickens

"My dad walked into my room and caught me sneaking chickens."
by Rmb102 February 28, 2018
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Snaking

Snaking is when someone is low key hooking with their roommate and/or roommates. But it's so secretive that you have to be sly like a snake.
Jim: "Yo Mitch did you hear about Jake and Noah?"

Mitch: "Nah what?"
Jim: "They're totaling snaking around dude."
by BroBro23 March 1, 2018
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Snaking

The process of giving a blowjob to a man so well-endowed that it looks like a snake swallowing its prey. Certain methods of practice involve dislocating one's jaw in order to fulfill the man further. Could possibly end with the woman eating the man whole, such as a snake, in order to fulfill sexual satisfaction. Tends to happen when naked, or as most practitioners say, s-naked.
Male 1: "Bruh, I haven't seen Chris in a while. What's up with that?"
Male 2: "Dawg, he was straight up snaked."
M1: "I didn't know Debbie liked snaking."
M2: "They released a video of it. Her jaw straight up dislocated, dude."
by poops_McSc00pz December 3, 2018
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Sneaking a J

When you find someplace to sneakily masturbate
"Aren't you a little too old to be sneaking a j in the john"? -Gintama
by AltSeize April 6, 2021
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