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scumbag shuffler

A public bicycle, also known as bike-share. Often seen littering the streets of major metropolitan cities, these are usually stolen and dumped wherever convenient for the scumbag. Scumbag shufflers allow scumbags to travel greater distances than previously possible to commit crimes, a true blessing for the community.
My home was burglarized while I was on vacation, and I found a scumbag shuffler laying in the backyard.
by Bubba Douglas February 26, 2018
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Teddy Bear Stuffer

A person who like to insert his Penis into a teddy bear hole. Usually a hole in the rear or front on the bear.
Mitch likes to Stuff Teddy Bears on his spare time
by SoapyHose June 19, 2006
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hillbilly stocking stuffer

the act of cramming ones penis into a small animal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.
dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!
by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010
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Stocking Stuffer

Someone who wears an X-mas stocking,panty hose, or sock on their dick during sex.
With an old jerk sock around his knob, Tony declared himself a stocking stuffer and proceeded to make love to his wife.
by [VBM] December 7, 2006
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shuffler

a noun to describe a person or persons who shuffle their feet when they walk at a slow speed, causing pedestrian traffic, usually at the annoyance of people walking behind them. They also stop wherever they want, regardless if they are blocking a door, an escalator or entrance to a store/building.
"Hey, avoid that area,there are too many shufflers, we will never make our movie on time"

"If this damn shuffler don't move, I'm gonna kill her"
by Sheepface June 12, 2012
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Stuffled

To be severely constipated. Lacking bowel movement for a significant amount of time.
Man, I am really stuffled after eating that stuffed crust pizza last night.
by Darth Chubb April 2, 2015
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jalapeno stuffer

yo Jose's cousin is a real fucking jalapeno stuffer
by fishrman July 17, 2003
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