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Strategic boner

Purposefully giving yourself an election to delay your need to pee until you reach a bathroom.
Gregory gave himself a strategic boner on the road trip until he could reach the next rest stop.
by TheMisterMan January 4, 2022
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Strategic Charles

A sign of dominance. When you dump your load on your womans stomach, back, ass, or in her puss, roll over and wait for her to get a towel

Strategic king charles is when she gets the towel and wipes you off first.
“I laid there and pulled a strategic charles.”

“ my girl is a submissive, i keep her in check by the using the strategic charles.”
by Startegic charles June 17, 2022
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Strategic Genius

When someone makes the worst decisions from a logistics standpoint. Or when someone who is considered a genius conducts the dumbest plans. Typically the term is used when describing a character in a movie or show, who is meant to be formidable, intelligent, yet for some contrived reason isn’t able to follow basic logic, and fails at basic critical thinking skills for the sake of the plot.
“Nolan’s Batman is a strategic genius.”
by -Jasonian- August 10, 2022
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Strategic Admission

(noun)
A person who gets caught in a controversy and waits until people stop caring before confessing to what they did. They hope to get away with it by admitting when the fuss has died down.
Person A: "Did you hear about that celebrity scandal?"
Person B: "Yeah, they totally pulled a strategic admission maneuver. Waited for everyone to forget before coming clean."
by ahundredovens August 9, 2023
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strategic piss

Taking a really quick piss because you're playing games with your buds online and action is already occurring.
Dude 1: The match is about to start, gotta take a strategic piss!
Dude 2: Better be quick or you'll get killed.
by Sir funk face October 22, 2023
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Strategically Moronic

How so? Pretty sure I got you to consent to the murder of your own kids. I mean... You're already primed to do it by your religion but... Still... It's funny.
Hym "Nothing strategically moronic about it

If you would have said to me 'Stop watching me and don't fuck that retard and pay me for my labor or I'll murder your kids' I would have been like 'Okie dokie.' And I would have went home and played Baldur's Gate 3. That's the definition of asininity." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
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strategic bathroom locations

When your woman looks for bathroom locations where we can have sex and get away with it.
I railed ( Ballerina Style) my old lady in the MGM GRAND, LAS VEGAS, woman's bathroom. She is now obsessed for finding "strategic bathroom locations" where ever she goes
by Cheese N Cecil January 26, 2025
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