A term used to describe heterosexuals who are undoubtedly and fully heterosexual, showing not even the slightest trace of homosexuality or bisexuality
Person: Ayo, i got 100% straight on the gay test! I'm straighter than a line!
*He proceeds to make out with Lauren for 5 hours*
*He proceeds to make out with Lauren for 5 hours*
by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023
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Usually used when someone is being gay asf to the point where your homophobia is about to get triggered and set to max level
Usually used when someone is being gay asf to the point where your homophobia is about to get triggered and set to max level
John : Oh my gosh , slay , that is beauuuuutiful yay , gurls like it oh my god
Bryan : You need to straightmaxx
Bryan : You need to straightmaxx
by manisuckdick January 23, 2024
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A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.
Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P
by QuacksO January 21, 2025
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These are the straightbaiters' objective:
1. To bait the straights
2. Make them say their homophobic thoughts without them realizing that we are straightbaiters
3. Expose their discrimination and feed off their drained soul
And lastly, 4. Convert them to become HOMOSEXUALS
These are the straightbaiters' objective:
1. To bait the straights
2. Make them say their homophobic thoughts without them realizing that we are straightbaiters
3. Expose their discrimination and feed off their drained soul
And lastly, 4. Convert them to become HOMOSEXUALS
Louisse: Oh my God, I know. I'm so straight. (Little do they know that I'm straightbaiting them BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.)
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