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Statistics

Statistics is the study of lying with facts.
This is technically based on facts but its a lie: Statistics show that more than 80% of dentists recommend Colgate.
by IKnowFax July 19, 2022
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Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers
"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025
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baseball statistics

A group of many different things used to compare baseball players. This can range from batting average, Homeruns and Strikeouts to advanced statistics such as WAR, OPS, and VORP.
Person 1: "That player struck out again! He sucks!!"
Person 2: " While me might not have done well today, when you look at the player's Baseball statistics, he's actually a pretty good player."
by D-Money-Swag February 23, 2015
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Unboxing Statistics

Unboxing Statistics is a YouTuber who makes 24/7 Livestreams, Statistic Videos, and Minecraft Shorts.

He also has a discord server here |
https :/ / discord.gg / PmC6xgwS
Statistics and Subscriber Count Live streams. That’s Unboxing Statistics.
by Unboxing Statistics July 25, 2022
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Unboxing Statistics

Unboxing Statistics was a Stats YouTuber and someone who streamed 24/7 streams of subscriber counts. His channel was deleted on the 27th of July 2022, for spam.
by Unboxing Stats July 27, 2022
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statistits

I'm overall satisfied with my statistits.
by Hercolena Oliver May 5, 2008
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shatistics

the science that deals with the collection, classification, analysis, and interpretation of numerical shit, and that, by use of mathematical theories of shit, imposes order and regularity on aggregates of more or less desperate shits.
Yo man you wanna hit up that party tonight?
Sorry man, I got a shatistics test tomorrow.
by murphy234 March 8, 2011
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