Christ-stain

A derogatory name for Christians. Most often used against the most extreme, fundamentalist, asshole practitioners of said religion.

Fred Phelps is a Christ-stain

by MISTER OWNINATOR December 18, 2011

cunt stain

A crusty residue left in the crotch of a womans panties. Sometimes white, yet sometime with a redish tint. The color of the stain is determined by whether or not the female has entered her monthly bitch syndrome. If it tastes like chicken it is okay to keep on lickin, yet if it tatses like trout get the fuck out. Also used to define an overbearing female, or even a douche bag male.

I was about to lay the hammer when I realized that cunt stain Ashley had a cunt stain on her thong.

by Sean and Drew December 26, 2008

gas station bathroom

a place in which all hell had broken loose and fecal matter has been smeared all over the walls in many different shapes and patterns

His bathroom reminded me of a gas station bathroom

by kangamater May 30, 2014

Jack Stain

The stain left in your draws or on a keyboard after a good Jackoff.

Man i hope mom dosen't notice that jack stain on wash day.

Nice Jack Stain man.

WOW!!! look at the size of that Jack Stain.

by JerkSquirt July 10, 2009

Gas Station Weasel

When a professional wrestler who is on a losing streak is trying to sneak his/her way into a title match.

Adam Cole: “I want the NXT title”

Karrion Kross: “you’re never getting this title again you gas station weasel”

by NYCDEMONDIVA June 1, 2021

axe stain

The ability to wear so much axe, tag, or other fragrance that one's body is permanantly branded with the smell.

Mike: Dude, Dan's got an axe stain... He's always smells like that.
Sam: I know... At least he always smells good though...

by Mike C. B. April 10, 2008

procrastination station

A place where you go with intentions to briefly stop by, yet somehow lasts for eternity. It usually ends in negative consequences. It's the equivalent of just "stopping by grandma's house," you know you should get going, but you just can't. You get sucked in against your will.

My dinner magically turned into a two hour "procrastination station."

by ejrob November 12, 2013