shitty squirter

When someone squirts shit like a stream coming out of a water hose

Bro 1: Dayum bro I should of not brought that hooker over to my house she had a shitty squirter all over my living room carpet.
Bro 2: Dayum bro that's nasty

by RealDjthesavage April 23, 2021

Iron Squirter

A term for Cole's fantasy realized in a blob of lard in which he will inseminate.

Damn he got the iron squirter

by Seer of Glegh March 28, 2023

Purple headed yogurt squirter

Penis, Wang, cock, slong, dick, pecker, third leg, etc

Man... Matt slammed his purple headed yogurt squirter into that bowl of clam chowder

by Cyberman89 January 8, 2009

smash her shutters in

For a man to have sex with a woman.

"I'd smash her shutters in"
"SMASHED"

by UD-DanB May 13, 2010

Pre-game shitters

When you get so nervous before an occasion, instead of getting pre-game jitters, you get pre-game shitters.

Track runner1: dude I'm so scared about this meet, I think I have pre-game shitters.

by CrazynameJane June 24, 2016

School of spitters

A group of gays, presumably bottoms or thottoms.

Laura, do you think those guys there are gay?
They’re definitely a school of spitters.

Check out the school of spitters passing by.

by Trafy July 11, 2018

Paintball Squatter

A noob who only fires about 10 shots per game and spends the rest of the time hiding all the way in the back squatting under cover because he/she is too scared to get their ass lit up or too lazy to run away. Usually stays by the starting point of the game and has crappy stamina and aim.

Player 1: Dude did you see that squatter by our base?

Player 2: Yea man, what a fag.

Player 1: Man, i hate paintball squatters

by Paintball_rules May 19, 2010