spooderpirate

A treasure island with cobweb all over it

1: "yo my platform has a bridge connected to a---"
1: "EWWWWWWWWWWWWW ITS A SPOODERPIRATE

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Knifey-Spooney

A stupid Australian game where everyone pulls out their knives to compare size (like Americans and dicks) and one person pulls out a spoon. The first person to call out the person with the spoon wins.

"Lets play knifey-spooney." Everyone pulls out their knives, except Steve, he pulls out a spoon.

"Those aren't knives, THIS is a knife," Steve says.
"No, that's a spoon," Alex points out.
"Well I guess you win," Steve pouts.

by Hyde.Jykl June 28, 2016