Splurch

When a person blows a raspberry against a small child's belly or back.

The baby shrieked with laughter when her daddy splurched her belly.

by Kindra October 17, 2011

Splarf

A slur used against people who have speech impediments

- Dude did you see Kate? She is always misspelling words.
- Yeah man she’s a Splarf

by mclovinmclovinmclo June 17, 2020

Splurgey

A yoinky is only two boinks from a splurgey!

"Oh no, I lost my splurgey!"
"Good for you, hoe"

by Funguser December 2, 2021

splarf

It's what a small baby spits up. Milk- and saliva-based goo.

Sweet Pea just splarfed on Olive's shoulder again!

by Dave January 21, 2004

splurge

bust a nut

shut up before i splurge on your face, bitch!

by god October 25, 2003

Splarf

Poorly aimed barfing that results in "splash back" ending up on the barfer's face or clothing.

Jill was so hammered she splarfed in the toilet, ruining her makeup.

by Labradoodle February 28, 2009

splurtch

splurtch (splerch) NOUN. The splattering sound made by falling face down in a mud bog.

I slammed my hand down in a pan full of devil's food cake batter and splurtched brown goo all over Diane's white angora sweater.

by Maxhole June 18, 2009