sphincterlicious

The act of being rear-ended (anal sex) that is so satisfying it makes the receiver scream.

Man, he fucked me so good it was sphincterlicious.

by Mike_c01 March 6, 2011

Sphincter Sense

The anuses uncanny ability to sense when a toilet is near by. This is most apparent when embarking on a long trip home, knowing that you need to poo. The sphincter will not let the poo crown until you are seconds away from a toilet, saving you from ruining your pants.

"I'm positive there is a toilet nearby, my sphincter senses are tingling!"

by Catatafish22 September 13, 2011

Sphincter lilly

A playful way to refer to an asshole; either actual or metaphorical.

1) My sphincter lilly hurts after pounding out a hot stack.
2) You drank all of my soda, you sphincter lilly! :(

by Rundas October 27, 2011

Sphincterless Shit Cannon

Someone who spends the majority of their workday clogging up the toilet and consistently smells like ass. Someone who who shits every hour on the hour, has no intestine, just a shit tube running from their throat to their ass, has been known to shit watermelons and small marsupials.

Man don't go into the bathroom, Jonathan has been acting like a Sphincterless Shit Cannon.

by cuddlefinger November 15, 2011

Sphinctish

Term used to describe a particular language in which the speaker knows not of what he speaks. The act of spewing verbal shit out of your mouth or anus.

DJ: "I really feel like eating subway for dinner, the sandwiches there are so filling and delicious"

Fred: "DJ you are speaking fluent sphinctish right now, subway is awful."

by Jackson 5 9898 December 7, 2012

Sphincter Scale

Some people are very {uptight}. They are tense, anxious and often very controlling or argumentative. What's important is their effect on other people. People's blood pressure goes up. Conflicts arise. Uptight people high on the sphincter scale cause are so tight in their rear-ends, that they cause tremors wherever they go.

She'll probably ruin the party because she's so uptight. She's a 10 on the Sphincter Scale

by Chris Rickety Spritz March 24, 2017

Sphagneous

When some thing happens that's at the cusp of being the gayest thing ever.

Micah, did you bum a smoke from someone and not share it with me?! That's pretty fucking sphagneous of you.

by Dickbutt169 July 13, 2017