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Spanky

1. A character from the old short reel-to-reel comedy movies and later TV show 'the Little Rascals', created by Hal Roach.
2. A nickname of the frontwoman of the 60s 'sunshine pop' (milquetoast muzak) band Spanky and Our Gang. And yes, the band took their name from the Hal Roach comedy production.

3. A spanking, a swat on the butt. Often used playfully by people into BDSM and those sickos who get their rocks off on it.

4. Special pants to be worn for erotic spanking sessions. Also 'spankies' or 'spankees'. As an adjective it's just 'spanky' or 'spankee'.
5. One of many nicknames for the traitor incestuous pervert SMF Donald Trump.
1. The 1981 REO Speedwagon song 'Tough Guys' has a dialog between Spanky and Alfalfa.

2. Spanky and Our Gang had five Top 40 hits in 1967-68 but 'Give a Damn' peaked at #43 because radio and the ever-cursing Pres. Nixon didn't like the word 'DAMN' in the title.

3. Donnie Douchebag LOVES to get a spank by a ho. He's a worthless Caligula ninny spanky boy.

4. When TrumpChump went on a trip, he always took his daughter-wife along with the latest issues of kiddie porn mags and fresh packs of spanky pants.

5. Stormy Daniels holds a rolled-up magazine with Trump's pic on the front cover.

Ol' Spanky: Oh mama, would you?

Stormy: Take down your pants!

Ol' Spanky DOES SO!

Stormy Daniels spanks his ass with the mag! Two swats!

Ol' Spanky: Bluuuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuhhhhh.....

Awww, shit! Pii-iiiss! Fuuu-uuck! Daaaa-aaamn! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He says he's the 'Chosen One', the Messiah, he's a FASCIST TURD, a rapist, an ANTICHRIST and he LOVES to get his ass SPANKED!!! He's a wimpy whiny repulsive disgusting SMF!!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh, my Sweet Lord, oh my Genesis!!! Donald the Diaper-Stinker is lower than the belly of a PREGNANT QUEEN ANT!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!

6. Ol' Spanky has raped the U.S.A. and democracy. The damage he did to America and its honor is incalculable.
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Uh oh we start sweating. I’m feeling good. Next thing I tell her is hanky panky spanky. She said what. I said hanky panky spanky bitch. She flips over and says do whatever you want daddy.
Damn that girl let me hanky panky spanky her ass last night.
by 3dumbroommates August 29, 2021
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That Spanky, he sure do know his porn.
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Chad : Damn Chelsea your legs are so amazing!
Chelsea : Uhh thanks I work out!
Chad : Mmmm You sure do!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna come over tonight you can take off my Spanx and rub your face in my boobs and fat rolls! (Wink)
Chad : Not tonight Steve im gonna rub my face between Chelsea's leg's! Mmmm!
Chelsea : LIKE HELL YOU WILL GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FAGGOT!
Steve : So Chad do you want to rub you dick on my Spanx before or after you take it off? (Wink)
Chad : Fuck You Steve Fuck You!
Steve : Oh Chad I Love when you talk sexual! (Wink)
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Nickname for the drumtech of the band Anberlin.
Hey Spanky, could you put a new drumhead on my snare?
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Wife: honey do I look Spanky in this dress?
Husband: no bitch
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