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Dick sporting goods

When you to sexy for your mirror so you take your relationship to the next level. THAt DICK SpoRTINg GOOD ahahahahha
by Shavahn104 December 11, 2018
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Sporting

Sport⋅ing spawr-ting, spohr- -verb
An activity common of immature men in their 20s and 30s requiring no skill or physical prowess and often in a competitive nature, that consists of pursuing pleasurable pastimes with women for pure amusement or sport, recklessly treating them as a plaything. This act of play and open-air engagement is also common among children and animals.
When you go to a bar, you can tell if a man is sporting because they will be in heavy pursuit (to take you home), may take your number, but will have no follow-through. Often these men have many girl "friends" and are very non-committal about making plans (always looking for a better opportunity).
by Kee777 May 9, 2009
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shaft snorting

Shaft snorting involves doings lines of cocaine along the shaft of a man's penis beginning near the base of and extending towards the tip. Sensitive-side shaft snorting can be performed with the man lying down and is usually started near the head of the penis and ends at the ball sack (dirf) region where a large a amount of cocaine rests for the finisher.
Andy got extremely high by shaft snorting Josh.
by CWoot November 8, 2007
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Snorting

Used to describe drugs, the hip way of saying drugs.
“So kids can you tell me anything that is a bad coping mechanism?”
“Snorting”
by Animal power December 4, 2018
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Snorting Office

The location where cocaine is made. In other words, a crack house/meth lab. Usually inhabited by rough looking men in lab coats and mouth covers, using razors to cut up cocaine, then weighing it and putting it into bags. Also in the Snorting Office there are guns of many calibre's and a dodgy looking chap who puts the bags of weighed coke in his pocket or shoe or wallet and then goes out and sells the drugs.
Dave: Did you get the stuff???

Greg: Hells yeah, its real fresh too.

Dave: How fresh??

Greg: Literally fresh out the Snorting Office.

Dave: Sweet.
by Sieffy December 7, 2012
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sporting

when you send nudes back and forth to someone on social media (usually snapchat) with no strings attached. the two sporters usually flirt and send pics knowing neither want a relationship. the word gets its name from its competitive nature, as participants usually try to get as many nudes/sexual texts as they can in the shortest amount of time. sporting must be consensual on all ends! if not consented, sporting is sexual harassment. ASK FOR CONSENT TO SPORT.
“matthew just sent me a snap saying “hey baby, i wanna fuck you so bad right now. i wanna see your body. pics?”

“ew, does he like you? he barely knows you!”
“no! were both sporting! its like a temporary flirt sesh”
by sporter69696969 May 15, 2021
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Shorting

Using a condom to only cover the tip of the penis, leaving the foreskin exposed. This is done to enhance pleasure for the male, by exposing the bundle of nerves where the foreskin attaches to the penis head. This provides the sensation of skin on skin, but allows the condom to function by catching the sperm. This does not protect against STDs and is not an approved use of a condom, but is used by many married couples who are unable to use other birth control methods and enjoy the skin on skin contact.
When I was shorting the condom, it felt like I wasn't wearnig one at all!
by Damin_216 August 24, 2009
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