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Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.
A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.
by Wolga March 29, 2023
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Mini Softy

When you’re banging Pharaohs curse and can’t get it up,
Zach was trying to bang that Huss but had a mini softy, get big he yelled
by strokethatskinwsgon July 13, 2024
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mini softy

I tried to shag that hussey but I had a mini softy, I yelledget big” with no success
by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024
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mini softy

No erection, cant get a boner
I tried to bang that hussey but i had a mini softy, i yelled “get big” with no success
by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024
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