Socialist Certification of Quality 

Any politician who isn't instantly a scumbag and lowlife gets bullied intensely as a socialist or marxist.

X person: "That politician over there, she wants to give pregnant women maternity leave to prevent infant mortalities and protect infants ensuring that their mothers are close by."
Y person: "Fucking Socialist!"

X person: "Now I know that politician has a Socialist Certification of Quality."

Socialist Certification of Quality by BlankShouter March 17, 2023

Socialist Mob

The branch of the Mafia that follows Communist, Marxist, Calvinist, Maoist, or other types of communal living ideals.

After storming the Winter Palace, the socialist mob rubbed out several royals by dismembering them and distributing the body parts equally among their families.

Socialist Mob by SilverCurbsideProphet July 25, 2023

Socialist Republic of Busoncaym 

A Socialist country at mostly at Hoang Sa and other islands on the world.
Population:5M(Pop Growth:4%)
GDP:250% of Vietnam(1.01613 Trillion USD)
Official Language: Vietnamese, English, Turpian
Alliance: Republic of Turpul, Socialist Republic of Vietnam, Socialist of Bulurus
Native Food: Povienlotuyen

My favorite country is Socialist Republic of Busoncaym

Socialist Republic of Busoncaym by sussybuluguy June 18, 2024

Socialist Democracy

A broad term for democratic models that aim to combine political democracy with social ownership of the economy. It ranges from reformist visions (like democratic socialism, which seeks to electorally transition to socialism) to more radical participatory models. The core idea is extending democracy from the narrowly political sphere into the economic realm (workplaces, investment). It’s defined by its opposition to both Stalinist authoritarianism and unregulated capitalism.

Example: Kerala, India, with its long history of elected communist governments, strong public sector, land reforms, and high social indicators within a federal democratic system, is often cited as a real-world experiment in Socialist Democracy, emphasizing social welfare and participatory planning alongside multi-party elections.

Socialist Democracy by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026

Buckfast Socialist 

An individual, who when drunk, displays an aggressive and vocal concern for their own civil liberties. A Buckfast Socialist will have a strong yet misplaced confidence in their knowledge of the Human Rights Bill.

Les had a reputation amongst the local constabulary as being a loud and obnoxious Buckfast Socialist.

Buckfast Socialist by Lucas Lucas June 27, 2015

American 'socialist' 

A social democrat.

A socialist is someone who advocates for the means of production to be controlled by the government or community as a whole.

Because the American political spectrum is skewed to the right they seem to believe that universal healthcare, free university, high taxes, redistribution of property and a strong welfare system are socialist. However, they are not socialist in themselves, only general left-wing notions. Some of these may even be supported by the right, for instance the majority of European conservatives are proponents of universal healthcare, but evidently they are not socialists.

American 'socialists' often cite the Nordic countries as successful 'socialist' countries. Despite this, the means of production in these countries is privately owned, so they are actually social democracies.

American: Bernie Saunders is a socialist.
European: He's not a socialist, he's an American 'socialist'.
American: What's the difference?
European: The latter is a social democrat.

American 'socialist' by LondonDictionary March 27, 2017

champagne socialist

A champagne socialist is someone who talks about and identifies themselves as being someone on the left wing, for example a socialist or communist, but lives a life of indulgence in extremely trivial and material things.

"Dave told me he's a socialist the other day"

"ha, yeah, a champagne socialist more like. Have you seen his new iphone?"

champagne socialist by Jaqen H'gar January 11, 2015