Shaferlicious

Adj. (1) Effiminate or of questionable sexual status (2) a poor dancer

"Did you see that guy that just walked by in the sweater-vest and wrestling shoes? Man, was he Shaferlicious!"

by applepie November 16, 2007

White diamond soaker

this is when a porr man cum shots a rich person and covers their diamonds in sperm.

Poor guy: hey bitch come here
Rich Bich: OK?
Poor guy: boom! hahaha
Rich Bich: Oh No! my diamonds are soaked.
Poor guy: thats what i call a White diamond soaker

by Poor Dude inlovewitporn May 12, 2011

The Super Soaker

Whenever a couple finds themselves short of contraceptive they can just have the man cum in the chicks snatch and to avoid pregnancy the woman will queef out the semen, preferably onto the man's chest, face, or into his own ass.

Man: Fuck me sideways, I forgot a condom

Woman: No worries we can do the super soaker, that way I cannot get pregnant

Man: Cool Beanss

by nandolf13 November 5, 2009

safer than heaven

a kick ass group from the cheese rectum of wisconsin...aka...plymouth...with nothing better to bitch about except girls that use them for rides and for an image that theyre "punk"...They sound like abortion hitting the floor...but thats in a good way...This band WILL change music for ever...

"Safer Than Heaven just played another kickass show on only one practice."

"Safer Than Heaven is the greatest band ever."

"Safer Than Heaven gives me such a great image that I'm Punk,"AC and DH

"Love Safer Than Heaven, or DIE"

by Satan for a day October 24, 2004

SAFER

Safer Alternative For Enjoyable Recreation (SAFER) is a non-profit organization based in Denver, Colorado. SAFER was founded in January 2005, in response to the fatal alcohol overdoses that occurred on Colorado college campuses during the 2004-2005 school year.

SAFER envisions a society in which adults can use marijuana responsibly without fear of legal penalties or other punishment. Thus, SAFER's mission is to educate the public about the harms of alcohol compared to the much safer, yet illegal substance: marijuana.

Marijuana is safer than alcohol. It's time we treat it that way.

by S.A.F.E.R. January 2, 2010

Shafer

a guy with an older and ugly girlfriend and a really weird family
a band nerd

a gayfer

Look its Shafer the gayfer!!

by supercutekid November 27, 2011

seafercan food

A mix of sea food and mexican food in a restaurant that gas a surfer dude theme. A good example of this type of gross food is Wahoo's Fish Tacos. Sea food and Mexican food should be separated because they are totally different and gross together.

fb status "going to Wahoo's Fish Tacos w my peepz"

comment "eewwwww seafercan food!"

by the NINJA Cheesecake January 9, 2011