A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.
by Matt in Maine March 14, 2014
Get the smothered wagonmug. To destroy an original song by producing a poor quality cover version of it, i.e., "smothering" the original song.
1: That Eric Clapton band did a cover smother of Layla, it made my eardrums bleed.
2: Not another electronica dance cover smother of a Muse song!
2: Not another electronica dance cover smother of a Muse song!
by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008
Get the cover smothermug. Yeah how about your stop killing and fucking and beating your own kids you pieces of shit before your concern yourself with MY SOLUTION to the thing that is happening to me.
Hym "Asian woman smothers her own daughter to death... She was in the middle of a custody battle after a divorce and apparently decided that if she can't have the kid no one can. Tries to cover up the crime as a drowning. Based on what you have been doing to me it was probably the right call. Because the real threat to your kids is YOU. And what YOU are doing to ME and other people and have done to other people in the past... Is going to get your kids killed again."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
Get the Asian Woman Smothers Her Own Daughter To Deathmug. A hyper vigilant and sometimes overbearing mother that smothers their adult child/ren with limitless love, affection, attention, devotion, loyalty, and food; with a few unrealistic demands.
While her offspring appreciates her and efforts, laughter, eye rolling, and a firm “STOP IT” are the arrows in their quiver.
However, the occasional acquiescence to her attention is always met with joy and more smothering.
This behavior is considered normal for a grandmother.
While her offspring appreciates her and efforts, laughter, eye rolling, and a firm “STOP IT” are the arrows in their quiver.
However, the occasional acquiescence to her attention is always met with joy and more smothering.
This behavior is considered normal for a grandmother.
Boss: You looked a little exasperated on that call. Who were you speaking to?
Adult Child/Employee: That was my SMother wanting to discuss my profile portrait on the company website. She doesn’t feel it captured my best features and wants it shot again.
Adult Child/Employee: That was my SMother wanting to discuss my profile portrait on the company website. She doesn’t feel it captured my best features and wants it shot again.
by Omarteag March 13, 2021
Get the SMothermug. John:"i don't think that idea would work jim, its too boring"
Jim:"Don't smother the baby John, Lets try it first."
Jim:"Don't smother the baby John, Lets try it first."
by pentaodin August 1, 2024
Get the don't smother the babymug.