slizard

A slimy lizard. AKA an archivist, aka IPOD for the school.

A skinny, dirty greaseball, like a slimy lizard, or a slizard.

by Dirty Slizard April 21, 2008

Slizzered

verb- The act of chugging a Four Loko and eating a strawberry pop-tart. Can be done in groups of 2-4 which entails taking a chug or two of the Four Loko, eating a bite of the pop-tart, and then passing the Four Loko. Can also be done solo if you really want to get FUBAR. Predominantly found on Long Island, especially in the Massapequa area, but is currently being expanded to the Boston area with dispersion of college students.

I don't remember anything after we all got slizzered.

Yo man, let's get slizzered! I've got the Four Lokos!
I'll get the pop-tarts! What flavor?
Come on man, it HAS to be strawberry!

by JWOWW!! November 19, 2010

slizzard

trife chick, dirty girl, female who gets around.

i had to drop her man, she was such a slizzard.

by Cup April 15, 2004

slizzard

the loose skin in between your balls and the shaft of an erect and/or limp penis getting cut with a dull object. this can happen on purpuse or by accident! kind of like getting cirrcumsized.

ex. after being born, my doctor missed when trying to cirrcumsize me and gave me a slizzard.
ex. after being inductted into the boyscouts my denleader heald me down and slizzarded me
ex. BRO! that hurt so bad like a slizzard.

by lksrlgud&stf October 27, 2010

slizzard

A slutty skeezeball.

Emily Crozier is a slizzard.

by Joe and Sidney .. November 2, 2010

soccer mom slizzard

Slizzard as in the song "like a G6"... soccer mom slizzard is when your at a party with 30+ year old woman or MILFS and they are all getting drunk as fuck, and crawling all over the younger men. Everyone has experienced women doing this. If you can think of a time you have never been with woman getting soccer mom slizzard you are a liar.

Yo man, Cindy's mom was so soccer mom slizzard when I banged her.

I was at a party with all these milfs and they were soccer mom slizzard.

That chick is soccer mom slizzard.

by HolyDiver2500 August 27, 2013

slizzard

anal sex. sex that is in your butt after maximum penetration.

OMG, my friends and I (all guys) all got slizzarded by the guys in Sigma Chi.

by eric johnbang November 6, 2009