A sexual act involving at least one person with a penis in which the performer engages the penis in an act of oral sex until the penis is sufficiently erect. At which point a full mug of freshly brewed hot chocolate is poured upon the erect penis after being promptly removed from the performer's mouth. This is then followed by excessive striking upon the erect penis in an aggressive slapping motion.
Guy 1: Hey bro, how'd your date go?
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.
by Fapples December 06, 2022
The art of getting an amazing kill in a FPS, for example a head shot, quick scope, or something completely absurd and shouldn't of been able to happen. Or, in other words, yeeting that bitch so hard they get completely erased from existence.
"Hey Ben, did you see that fat slappy i hit with Ela's shotgun?"
"No, but did you see the fat slappy I hit with Doc?"
"No, but did you see the fat slappy I hit with Doc?"
by daedra231 December 04, 2018
Once male has dumped load into female taking penis out of vagina and slapping her face cheeks with said object
by Anonymous July 24, 2003
by James Lambert March 18, 2007
The new way of saying "high five". It serves as a way to say, "hey yo" to friends, but includes rules. The rules: 1) When left hangin it is a "fumble", so anyone can steal it (after the person left hangin screams, "FUMBLE!"). 2) If you feel like being an asshole, or just feel like bringin some big defense into it, you can get an "interception" by basically putting your hand in the middle of some slappy happy that is goin on and stealing the slap from someone. The best defense is a combo move that takes electric hand speed; it could called both the “double interception” or “interception-fumble” because you hit both hands that are going for some slappy happy in less than 2 seconds. Slappy happy is extremely popular in high schools and colleges in both urban and suburban areas. Slappy happy is sweeping the world, and has been used on televsion in a Dunkin Donuts commercial. Slappy happy was birthed by Nick B. in Wilmington, Massachusetts during his sophomore year @ Wilmington High (Class of '07).
Nick: Hey son, gimme some slappy happy.
*Nick proceeds to collide hands with a friend, which almost always makes a painfully loud slap sound*
Friend: Ok yo, I'll see you around later.
*Nick proceeds to collide hands with a friend, which almost always makes a painfully loud slap sound*
Friend: Ok yo, I'll see you around later.
by B-RAM April 18, 2006
Delicious chocolate treat made with chocolate fudge, chocolate pudding, and chocolate cake--layered and baked to perfection. Its the new cake craze thats sweeping the south eastern united states.
Man that Slappy Hump be so good, I best get my hands on some wit dat 2% milk...uh...wait, this isnt 2% its 1%...ugh. Bitch, i thought i told ya to buy da 2%.
by Hugh Jorjy November 11, 2006