Skateboard

a shaped plywood device that when used is the equivalent of gradual suicide...
provides satisfaction to those people whom are hard to satisfy...

skateboarding is not an image thing...

skateboarding = passion for pain...
yesterday i was practically sweating blood after a good day on my skateboard...

skateboarding is NOT a crime...

i love alli...
by Phil b May 10, 2003
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The one thing that true sk8rs use to express themselves.
If you are truely a skater then you wont care what people say about you, you just skate because you want to, not to look good or get girls or any other reason than that.
You can usually tell if a person holding a skateboard is
poser or not by looking at the bottom of it.

---true skater's board= slide marks all over the bottom of
it, trucks show major signs of use, and one end of the
board will have a signifigant difference in the bend
because of its use.
---posers board= might show some signs of wear on the
bottom of the board, but the main difference is the
bottom of the tail end-- because it is most commonly
used to stop the board.

That's not what its meant 4- duh!

oh and 1 more thing,
the difference between a poser and a skater
I didn't write this, but it's the truth
Skater 1: Ok I'm gonna try kickfilpin onto the rail then
50-50 down it.
Skater 2: Fuck you have Ballz
Skater 1: *Kickflip grinds half way and bail and graze arm,
Gets up and try again*
(8 tries past)
Skater 1: *kickflip grinds down and rolls away with a
smile* Skateboarding

Poser 1: Hey ladies hows it going??? i'm gonna go do bad
stuff on my skateboard and maybe get arrested
Chick 1: Go on impress us
Poser 1: Ummmmm Errrrr *Scratch Head* Ummmmm *try to ollie
gets the front wheel up and then stright down*
Chick 2: What was that???
Poser 1: I have a sore ankle thats all *Skates away*
(Goes home and plays Tony Hawk) Fagboarding

(BTW I personally have nothing against the Tony Hawk games,
its just that most posers are like, "Yah, I'm a great sk8tr, I can land a kickflip on a video game, but that's the extent of it.")
by Peter Olson March 03, 2008
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An extreme sport that not any pansy can do as some fuck head said a few pages back, a sport that anyone can do however, is bmxing, remember, as a 7 year old your mother would ask you to ride your bmx down to shop to pick up some milk? Every fucking person in the world can ride a stupid bike, compare that to the amount of people who can even stand on a skateboard, let alone ollie up a kurb, LET ALONE KICKFLIP TAILSLIDE!

Any one can launch off a lump of dirt on a bike, cause the bike does all the work, but just ollieing on a skateboard is some pretty complicated physics shit that like less than 10% of the world can do.

Skateboarding is not a free ticket to being a cool rebel with chicks on both sides, it's only the best sport, artform or whatever you wanna call it, in the world.

And not all skaters are punks, most punks that I've seen just use a skateboard for transport but there are some awesome punk skaters out there. The majority of real skaters just dress casual or even gangster. I would never wear tight jeans cause loose clothing is so comfortable, but thats me.

Wow I really wanna go skating now, better wrap this up,

Skate for life!
Skateboarding:

Skater: "Im skating on a previously broken ankle, about to head up to buy a new deck, hopefully my pay came through."

BMXer: "My grazed knee is rubbing against my jeans, I'm gonna sit down for a while, My mum bought me this bike but shes not gonna buy me a new one if this one breaks so it better last."
by Skater G-Hi January 03, 2008
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1)NOT A SPORT

2)The only way into heaven, everything else youve been told is a lie.
That guy doesnt know how to skate therefore he does not know about skateboarding which insinuates he does not exist at all, he is only a faint illusion with-in one's vast immagination.
by Death-ThePhilosopher March 27, 2009
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An extreme sport performed by extreme people. Takes alot of practice, commitment and quite often temper (especially when your skatepark is filled with children and bikers)

And why do people think skaters are bad people? Is it cause of the sport we love? The clothes we wear? The things we say?

Do they say the same about bmxers? No, and the only difference between us and them is they rest their genitals on a clumsy piece of bent metal with two wheels! Oh yea, and they're annoying cocky assholes who take up too much space in skateparks.

I probably wouldn't have just said that had I not seen what they say about us here.

The point is, Skateboarding is an awesome life long adventure with so many rewards along the way, no matter what rate you progress at.

Roll Forever!
Skateboarding:

Skater 1: "Hey man, oi I just kickflipped the britomart 8 yesterday!"

Skater 2: "Sick! You wanna head up there and film it? I might try it too."

BMXing:

Biker 1: "Hey dude, I just found a lump of dirt yesterday!"

Biker 2: "Rad! You wanna head up there and film it? I might try it too."
by Skater G-Hi January 28, 2008
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someone who has found an alternative to pussy prep sports. Bikers are cool too. Dont be hatin.
Dude, that was gnarly.
by Ing Q Silo September 09, 2003
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Skateboard is just a fucking sport
it means nothing its fucking just skate and have fun
we're not trying to say we're cool cause we skate
skate hard
by Anonymous April 05, 2003
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