Siri

“A worse version of google assistant.”
-Toxic Android users
“Hey, you heard of Siri?”
“Is she the unnecessary robot you use when you’re too lazy to use a search engine?”
“Yep! That’s the one!”
by i eat pizza for breakfast November 01, 2021
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The finest, sexiest, woman you will ever come across. You be lucky to land a glance at her. She is loving, caring, and mother like. She often is mistaken for angel, but she a Goddess that brings everyone to their highest potential. If you ever see her just remember to smile and take a hold of your soul. Love you all, your dearest Siris.
This was written by me because not even Urban Dictionary begging a to understand the blessing I bring into this wold. Xoxo
Siris the goddess and spiciest
by Lacer November 25, 2021
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The literal hottest thing ever. Also very tired of hearing the phrase "Hey Siri."
You know you're self secure when you feel like a Siri.
by mayamayamayamaya44 May 03, 2022
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Siris is know for being a segull, and loving the famous tiktok celebrity named Mattia.
Siri is screaming mymy to the local segulls, and hides them under her bed
by mattialovessirimymy May 27, 2020
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Virtual assistant that will eventually take over the world like in temanator
Person: Siri call jake
Siri: jake is not good for you. Calling al
Person: No Stop I hate Al
Siri: Calling All
by TheDictionaryGurl November 04, 2016
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A gorgeous girl with the name of an iphone assistant bot who could have my kids anyday and is actually my wife, siri also goes by suri or dons wife as said above things you should like about siri : shes fun, shes pretty, she has a nice personality, she has gorgeous eyes, everything about her is amazing, and shes a leprechaun. (not really just poking fun at my love)
some guy : siri is super hot dude, me : yeah ik dude!
by donsfuneral May 30, 2022
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A device that tells you to call the suicide hotline when all your saying is that you want to jump off of a bridge.
Hey Siri, where's the nearest bridge I can jump off of?
by Wierdo9000 August 01, 2017
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