Can only be performed when it is very cold. A man's ball sac must be cold and pulled up very tightly. A girl then puts the man's balls in her mouth and sucks them until they are warm enough that they become very saggy again. The girl cannot take the balls out of her mouth until they are completely saggy, otherwise it is not a true Siberian Sack Lunch.
by KenyanSlumberParty February 21, 2009
The Trans Siberian Orchestra is awesome.
by orcdork November 12, 2009
A Siberian Toe Ring is when during the act of Anal Intercourse your partner involuntarily defecates, which in many cases has a spurting element to it. In order to stop the spray of feces the other partner inserts their big toe directly into the anus. The result after removal of said large toe is a thick brown ring, very similar to a fashionable toe ring worn by women in Western Culture during summer months. The “Siberian” title is because people in that part of the world have a poor diet and are prone to involuntary defecation, or so rumor has it.
I literally fucked the shit out of Florence's ass last night.
Why do you say that? Look at my Siberian Toe Ring. That bitch's ass was squirting like a mother fucker.
Q. Where did you get your toe ring, I was looking for a new one?
A. You don't want one like this it is a Siberian. I told Marilyn not eat Taco's prior to me pounding her ass.
Why do you say that? Look at my Siberian Toe Ring. That bitch's ass was squirting like a mother fucker.
Q. Where did you get your toe ring, I was looking for a new one?
A. You don't want one like this it is a Siberian. I told Marilyn not eat Taco's prior to me pounding her ass.
by Granny Gromann June 02, 2010
The crustacean which lives and breeds within the cavernous regions of a Russian woman's vagina. Scientifically named Sibernus Cavernous Trolololololus
I was going down on Olga when all of the sudden her Siberian Cave Troll grabbed my tongue and drug me in neck deep into her pussy.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 05, 2015
by doctronx boys February 16, 2009
When a guy sticks an ice cube up a girls ass and then plows her as hard as he can and shoves the ice cube further and further up the girls ass with his dick
"ugh im so sore from last night"said serena
"why what happened?" asked leila
"michael gave me the Siberian Sledge Hammer last night and i was not expecting it, i must admit though i liked it."
"why what happened?" asked leila
"michael gave me the Siberian Sledge Hammer last night and i was not expecting it, i must admit though i liked it."
by scizzott October 27, 2007
A "drink" given to unsuspecting girl. Made as follows:
1. Cum into a large shot glass (works best with multiple loads), let chill.
2. Mix with equal parts vodka and stir ‘till foamy.
3. Give to some dumb bitch and laugh your ass off when she downs it.
If the bitch is really dumb, just mix cum and cold water. Great way to get mild revenge on your stupid ho girlfriend if she won’t swallow!
(If made with vodka and orange juice, drink is known as the Siberian Sunrise).
1. Cum into a large shot glass (works best with multiple loads), let chill.
2. Mix with equal parts vodka and stir ‘till foamy.
3. Give to some dumb bitch and laugh your ass off when she downs it.
If the bitch is really dumb, just mix cum and cold water. Great way to get mild revenge on your stupid ho girlfriend if she won’t swallow!
(If made with vodka and orange juice, drink is known as the Siberian Sunrise).
YOU: hey girlie, want to try a Siberian Snow Plow?
DUMB BITCH: Sure! (gulp). Wow, that was the shit!
YOU:A ha ha ha ha ha
DUMB BITCH: Sure! (gulp). Wow, that was the shit!
YOU:A ha ha ha ha ha
by dr_munch'O'lot December 08, 2006