Cunt Stunting

The female version of "Cock Blocking" typically used for unusually aggressive girls when unwanted attention is being given.

"I don't think I'm going to come out with you guys tonight. I want to enjoy myself and I know if Kay is there she's going to be all over me."
"Should I distract her?"

"If you don't mind, a cunt stunt would definitely do the trick."
"I'll see what I can do, no promises though..."
"C'mon Krista you can do it, Cunt Stunting's a breeze"

by B1X December 13, 2012

Sleep Shutting

You close your laptop lid during sleep and don't remember it when you wake up.

You fall asleep watching a tv show on your laptop with the lid up on your laptop so you can see the screen, you wake up in the morning with the lid down. You have closed the lid during your sleep but when you wake up don't remember doing it.

Sleep Shutting has the same effects as sleep walking.

by Some Random Guy On The Web June 14, 2015

Aaron's Hunting

When the bro Aaron becomes single he initiates his hunting phase and will not keep his mighty schlong in his pants at any cost.

Person 1: Hey did you hear Aaron broke up with his missus?
Person 2: Ah fuck hide your girl Aaron's Hunting.

by Dr1p_Godx January 25, 2022

normalize shutting the fuck up

Embrace this concept whenever you want to say something that will make things worse

Seth: "Hey! You know what? I think that your choice of food for this party. - interrupted by Blake"
Blake: "Normalize shutting the fuck up! I love free food and so should everyone."
Seth: "Why am I such a miserable twat?"
Blake: "Keep talking! That makes sense...ha!!!"

by von groovy August 3, 2024

it's not shutting down

a phrase you do not want to hear, especially during a Resonance Cascade

*the Resonance Cascade starts*
Shutting down...
Attempting shut down...
It's not...
It's not shutting down, it's not-
*insert shit here*

by cool good epic man August 30, 2025