Shotgunning

Giving an angry handy-j and forcing the man to cum all over himself.

Tori was angry that Chad spread rumors about her being a lesbian so, like a true whore, she gave Chad a good shotgunning.

by Mr Tumnus 12345 September 23, 2010

shotgun

Firearm that is a double-barreled smoothbore shoulder weapon for firing shot at short ranges and a weapon with which we love to slay zombies and other plaguy creatures.

I slayed some zombie ass in Doom III with the extirpating shotgun.

by jinesh December 31, 2004

Shotgun

calling the passanger's seat of the car.
~shot gun must be called so all can hear
~shot gun is called for one way of a trip
~shot gun cant be called inside a building, only on the way to the car.
~shotgun can be followed with "no joust" otherwise it can be jousted and recalled again.
~shotgun is automatically given to a person who is the only one with directions to the destination(unless they decline)
~if the drivers spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner is attending the ride they are automatically given shotgun unless they decline
~if the driver wishes to entertain themself then they can enforce the rule that the passengers wanting shotgun must fight for it.
~driver has say over all

passenger 1~"Shotgun!" passenger 2~"Shotgun no joust" Driver~"Passenger 2 jousted your shotgun he gets it"

All passengers~"SHOT GUN!" driver~"Fight it out, first one to draw blood gets it"

by jenmittzr March 2, 2007

The Shotgun

right before you are about to blow your load you cock your dick along with a cocking noise and spooge all over the face.

Dude: oh baby... baby baby... baby..... baby...chick chick! ahhh.(spooge)

Girl: What was that?
Dude: The Shotgun!

by The Rubenator & Footlong Frank May 21, 2009

shotgun

2 words zombie repelent

guy:oh no a zombie
zombie: arrrgg
guy: (pulls out shotgun)
zombie:arrrrgg
guy:take this *bang*
zombie:.....

by zombiesteve(matthew) December 28, 2007

shotgun

When you sneeze so hard the snot exits your nose through both nostrils, hence the name.

I hate having allergies and a cold at the same time; I tend to do a lot of shotguns then.

by Shawn B. May 15, 2003

Shotgun

1. The front passenger seat of a vehicle.

2. "Shotgun _____" is called when a person wishes to lay claim to an object or to perform an action that several people wish perform that only one person can perform. After "shotgun ____" is called, an opponent may say "shamble" in an attempt to gain control of the shotgunned object/ action. In order to prevent the shotgunned object/ action from being shambled, the original shotgunner may say "shotgun _____, no shambles" making it so the desired object/ action cannot be shambled. However, if the original shotgunner neglects to add "no shambles" to the end of the shotgunning phrase, the original shotgunner and the challenger must compete in a best 2 of 3 game of rock paper scissors. This decides the final winner of desired object/ action. Shotguns that have been shambled cannot be shambled for again.
See also: shotnot

1. If Tommy wouldn't have sat shotgun, he would not have been impaled by that telephone pole when the car crashed. Poor Tommy.

2. a) -Shotgun the tv!
-Shambles!
*rockpaperscissors*x3
-Damn, I should have said "no shambles". Now I'm gonna miss my soaps.
b)-shotgun eating the last piece of cake, no shambles!
-fine, i didn't really want it anyway *cries*

by Disc September 7, 2006