A person with an intellect higher than your mind can possibly perceive, and who usually tends to be narcissistic.
by Malcolm_Kershaw December 26, 2017
by Shiv batra November 19, 2020
Shiv is an Indian whose most likely to ask for your credit card numbers. Shiv is also a gay Mukbang asmr youtuber who eats ramen noodles on a daily basis and call a total of 71 people to get the 3-digit security code on local citizens credit card.
But beware, if you dont comply to Shiv he will cut open the padlock on your cellar door with bolt cutters at 3am, walk up the stairs, go into your kitchen to eat ramen mukbang, go into your bedroom and furiously vibe you with his Indian Punjabi powers. He might turn you into an Indian.
But beware, if you dont comply to Shiv he will cut open the padlock on your cellar door with bolt cutters at 3am, walk up the stairs, go into your kitchen to eat ramen mukbang, go into your bedroom and furiously vibe you with his Indian Punjabi powers. He might turn you into an Indian.
Friend- Hey man nice sun tan.
Victim- I'm not tan... Im Indian.
Friend- How did you turn Indian?
Victim- Shiv...
Friend-*Phone Rings* Hello?
Shiv- Hello sir we detected a virus on you laptop what are the first 4 numbers on your credit card.
Friend- *Suprised Pikachu face*
Victim- I'm not tan... Im Indian.
Friend- How did you turn Indian?
Victim- Shiv...
Friend-*Phone Rings* Hello?
Shiv- Hello sir we detected a virus on you laptop what are the first 4 numbers on your credit card.
Friend- *Suprised Pikachu face*
by Troy Maggins November 9, 2019
A person with a huge dick, and a good personality, always happy and the girls love him although he might be ugly , it's also a type of knife made out of anything but metal. And also is a hindu god
by I'm.everyone's. king January 12, 2020
I shivved my date last night because she was fat
This lame dude tries to hang out, so i am going to shiv him
This lame dude tries to hang out, so i am going to shiv him
by PseduoManBot September 30, 2022