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shiny arsed 

Person who works in an office at a desk all day, wearing the backside of their trousers or skirt to a vivid shine - c.f. pencil pusher.
"Does he know what he's talking about?"
"No, he's a shiny arsed pencil pusher who's come out to see where the real work's done."
shiny arsed by The-Hooded-Claw December 21, 2008

shiny pies 

When things are all good, funky, wicked. Shiny things are good, and so is pie, so good things are shiny pies.
Person 1: "I managed to get those tickets for the show!"

Person 2: "Shiny pies!"

Person 1: "Definitely."
shiny pies by GMCarangi January 23, 2008

Shiny rock 

When you are focused on doing something and all of a sudden you are distracted. When you are having a conversation and all of a sudden you are distracted or have a random thought.
Having a conversation with someone and noticing their "shiny" ring or jewelry, in which your focus suddenly becomes about their jewelry.
You are having a conversation with someone and all of a sudden "shiny rock" you change the subject to something completely random or different.

You are focused on doing something and all of a sudden "shiny rock" you randomly do something completely off track of that focus.
Shiny rock by Candygirlie August 25, 2013

shiny turd 

When taking someone rough around the edges and making them look and act better, but still has a hint of stank.
Boy oh boy, look at Ryan now. From where he was last year to now? That's one shiny turd!
shiny turd by Mackb4 March 12, 2017

Shiny tooth nigga 

Any rapper who is stupid enough to gold plate their teeth.
Look at that shiny tooth nigga slingin over there.

Shiny Blouse

A fancier and/or much larger alternative to the phrase, 'pearl necklace' (in which you blow your load all over your partner's neck) A 'shiny blouse' is a much-deserved cum-shot that has been built up for a very long time, covering everything from the neck, down to the belly button, in all of it's shiny glory... Thus, making it look like she's wearing a glistening garment ;)
Me: Damn, Baby... You suckin' that dick so good, a pearl necklace wouldn't suffice... Here's a nice, new 'Shiny Blouse'... SKEET, SKEET, SKEET...