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Shalom

A greeting o your very close friends
Shalom Shalom friend
by #notmyrealnamelol March 8, 2019
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Shalom Alechem

"Shalom Alechem" a way of greeting a gentleman with glory and respect. People try greeting others by saying things such as: What's up, what's good, whats cooch. But the ONLY right way to greet a sir properly is:

Step 1. Shake hand firmly

Step 2. Smirk slightly
Step 3. "sighhhhh... Shalom Alechem"

If the sir approves, he will reply by saying: "Malache Hashalom"

And if they don't reply by saying "Malache Hashalom" they probably have a very small dick.
So small that you can't even see it with a microscope.

(Studies show that people who don't say "Shalom Alechem" are usually cat-owning liberals, filthy democrats, or gay activist)
Scenario 1:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben you fine gentleman"
Ben: "Malache Hashalom Johnny my dear sir"
(both raise wine glass gracefully)

Scenario 2:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben"
Ben: "fuck you nigger"
Johnny: "ok"

and again if they don't reply by saying Malache Hashalom, they're most likely attracted to dudes
by Johnnymizrahi December 20, 2023
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Yahweh-Shalom

Independently, Yahweh is Hebrew for God — Shalom can be used interchangeably as a greeting or a farewell. Together 'Yahweh-Shalom' means 'The Lord is peace', as it says in Judges 6:24 (New Living Translation).
In the midst of turmoil, devastation or struggle of any kind, we need to always keep close to our hearts that Yahweh-Shalom — The Lord is Peace.
by Inoke Emptyshore January 16, 2022
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Shalom

by BBC men May 11, 2022
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Shalom

Nick is jewish so he says shalom gahoom
by The coister October 15, 2021
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Shalom

A person who has a small penis. Grows to a maximum of two inches on rare occasions.

He would rather switch his culture then get married.
His disses and jokes makes you cringe every time.
He gets all the ladies...when hes dreaming at night.
Gets no girls even if he tried.
Can almost hit the rim when he shoots a basketball.
"Shalom Youre so close to hitting the rim just try again"
"But I cant! "
"Are you telling me you dont have enough strength to even hit the rim"
"Please stop talking to me your making me feel bad"
"Okay I am sorry for laughing at you just make sure not to talk to much your waking up the neighbours"
by Splash360 raptors October 4, 2018
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Shaloming

noun - Shalom
verb - Shalom, Shaloming, Shalomed,

When you can't stop talking to someone or an audience so much that you can never stay on point. Famous people especially RJs and VJs Shalom a lot on stage. Shaloming is a good idea to make friends. You get to know people. But worse when it comes to keeping friends. You can't start yapping shit, remember?

Shaloming is also when you keep adding people you don't even know through extensive stalking.
"How did the interview go?"
"I fucked it up. I was shaloming all over the place"

"What are you doing"
"Shaloming all the pretty chicks from colleges"
by madras messiah May 24, 2016
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