by Your name March 5, 2005
Girl: So how was sex?
Dude: eh not bad but hey still pretty good!
Dude 1: so hows that pizza?
Dude 2: not bad but still pretty good.
Dude: eh not bad but hey still pretty good!
Dude 1: so hows that pizza?
Dude 2: not bad but still pretty good.
by silenkilll January 25, 2010
by Kimmy Booth July 21, 2005
there are many different forms of sex.
one being preformed orally. either a woman sucks a mans genitals or a man massages or bites a womans vagina. dont forget gay and lebian couples either.
another being anal sex. a man inserts his penis into a man or womans anus and pumps it back and forth.
and then there is vaginal sex....
a penis is inserted into the vagina and pumped back and forth.
there are many different positions and props used to make this pleasurable activity much more exciting.
things such as handcuffs, whips, chains, skimpy little outfits ("let's play doctor babe"), and other things.
condoms are a NECESSITY if you dont wish to get pregnant or any sort of STD.
STAY SAFE KITTIES!!!!!!111
one being preformed orally. either a woman sucks a mans genitals or a man massages or bites a womans vagina. dont forget gay and lebian couples either.
another being anal sex. a man inserts his penis into a man or womans anus and pumps it back and forth.
and then there is vaginal sex....
a penis is inserted into the vagina and pumped back and forth.
there are many different positions and props used to make this pleasurable activity much more exciting.
things such as handcuffs, whips, chains, skimpy little outfits ("let's play doctor babe"), and other things.
condoms are a NECESSITY if you dont wish to get pregnant or any sort of STD.
STAY SAFE KITTIES!!!!!!111
after a romantic evening out, jane and bob stood outside jane's apartment door.
jane shuffled her feet nervously as she tried to muster up the courage to invite bob inside.
but bob, being the understanding type knew exactly what to do.
"jane would you mind if i stayed for a while?"
jane smiled a big smile. "i'd love you to stay."
feeling so happy and excited, jane kissed bob.
and this little innoccent kiss turned into a big big kiss.
the door locked behind them.
clothes on the floor.
heavy breathing.
and then with one hand massaging janes breast, bob reached over and pulled a condom off the nightstand.
but jane liked being dominant during sex, so she slapped bob across the face and they quickly switched positions.
jane on top.
as his penis entered her vagina, bob began to moan and sweat.
jane pulled handcuffs from beneath her pillow, chained bob to the bed.
worked him so hard he screamed.
she slapped him again, harder...
"YOU FUCKING SLUT!" bob yelled, a grin on his face.
"Scream, bob, you know you want to... dont make me force you!"
bob screamed.
louder louder.
his head pounding against the headboard as jane thrusted her hips into his.
finally bobs grip on the sheets tightened and he let out the loudest scream yet.
jane lowered her head and swallowed his cum.
this would be known as hot, kinky sex.
jane shuffled her feet nervously as she tried to muster up the courage to invite bob inside.
but bob, being the understanding type knew exactly what to do.
"jane would you mind if i stayed for a while?"
jane smiled a big smile. "i'd love you to stay."
feeling so happy and excited, jane kissed bob.
and this little innoccent kiss turned into a big big kiss.
the door locked behind them.
clothes on the floor.
heavy breathing.
and then with one hand massaging janes breast, bob reached over and pulled a condom off the nightstand.
but jane liked being dominant during sex, so she slapped bob across the face and they quickly switched positions.
jane on top.
as his penis entered her vagina, bob began to moan and sweat.
jane pulled handcuffs from beneath her pillow, chained bob to the bed.
worked him so hard he screamed.
she slapped him again, harder...
"YOU FUCKING SLUT!" bob yelled, a grin on his face.
"Scream, bob, you know you want to... dont make me force you!"
bob screamed.
louder louder.
his head pounding against the headboard as jane thrusted her hips into his.
finally bobs grip on the sheets tightened and he let out the loudest scream yet.
jane lowered her head and swallowed his cum.
this would be known as hot, kinky sex.
by franklintonskyville July 29, 2006
A pleasurable act. There are many examples of sex, as it is a natural phenomenon worthy of the highest of praises.
1. Vaginal sex: a man's dick going into a woman's pussy
2. Oral sex: a woman sucking and going back and forth on a man's dick or a man sucking a woman's pussy.
3. Anal sex: a man shoving his dick into a woman's ass
4. Facial: a man cumming all over a woman's face
Some acts of sex involve 3 people instead of 2, and this is called a threesome. 4 is a foursome, 5 is a fivesome, but any more is called an orgy.
1. Vaginal sex: a man's dick going into a woman's pussy
2. Oral sex: a woman sucking and going back and forth on a man's dick or a man sucking a woman's pussy.
3. Anal sex: a man shoving his dick into a woman's ass
4. Facial: a man cumming all over a woman's face
Some acts of sex involve 3 people instead of 2, and this is called a threesome. 4 is a foursome, 5 is a fivesome, but any more is called an orgy.
I arrived home. It was a hard, challenging day at work. I crashed on the bed, tired out. Suddenly, my girlfriend, Sofia, bursts through the door with only a thong and bra and yells "FUCK ME HARD TONIGHT!" She ties her hair in a ponytail for me to grab by the base, and proceeds to suck my dick so fucking quickly that I cum in her mouth immediately after only two seconds. She then rubs her pussy in my face. We're moaning so loudly you could hear them from a mile away, sweating so hard our faces were pink, and suddenly the door bursts open. This hot bunhead named Emma walks in, completely naked, with the biggest ass I've ever seen. She gets on the floor, ready for some grade-a sex. I shove my dick in her ass, and Sofia eats her pussy so quickly Sonic the Hedgehog would look like a slug. But Sofia and I weren't happy, so Sofia decides to suck her ass, and I fuck her right in the pussy. Best night ever.
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) December 18, 2016
1. The act of sexual intercourse between a male and female
a. When a man inserts his erect penis into a female's vagina and moves back in forth at varying tempos. Causes man to eject semen into women's vagina.
TRANSLATION: A horny guy grabs his dick shoves it in a girl's pussy and fuckin' rides her until he cums.
a. When a man inserts his erect penis into a female's vagina and moves back in forth at varying tempos. Causes man to eject semen into women's vagina.
TRANSLATION: A horny guy grabs his dick shoves it in a girl's pussy and fuckin' rides her until he cums.
I invited my girlfriend over for some help with her college test preping. When she got here, she looked normal as any hott college girl. She was wearing jeans and a sweatshirt cuz it was cold. Once I shut the door she stripped off her sweatshirt and jeans and all was left were panties. She walked over and shoved her hand down my pants and said "come'on baby, lets ride". She pulled off my pants and gave me the best fuckin handjob. She sat me down and slid my cock into her pussy. she rode me sayin"FUCK ME YOU BITCH FUCK ME" Finally i grabbed her and shoved her over onto the bed and put her ass upp in the air. i inserted my dick and banged her all night till i cumed all over her ass. she gave me the best blowjob of my lifffe after. best sex ever. best.
by fuckingLOVEu April 23, 2006
he picks you up and roughly slams his mouth against yours. he was very violent at first but the kiss melted together and you became instantly mush. you feel his hand going up your shirt and stop him "is anyone home" he asks concerned... "noo.. not for another 3 hours" you say sexily. sudenly you notice your bra falling to the floor and start grinding against his crotch. he is sitting on your bed while you began to give him a lapdance, you can feel his boner getting more intense by the second. he notices the nike pros riding up your ass. he peels them off reconizing your we hairles pussy. he starts go finger you gently. he then turns you around and starts licking you untill you orgasm. you feel very grateful and give hima blowjob. he is very estatic and cums all over your boobs and you lick it all up. you then hear a knock at your door "shit i forgot lily was coming over for the social studies project."you say embarressed. brett stands up, completly naked and opens your door. lily just looks at his 10'' cock. she starts getting horny herself and notices you blushing. shwe wals right on in and starts licking your pink dripping vag. she screams as brett inserts his huge dick in you. you can barly contain yourseof. you get up and say ''lay down lily. me and brett will do whatever you want. '' you end up making out with her and brett fucks her small asshole. you say youve had enough and they both leave, then you go over to your neighbor Samuels house and fuck him for one hour.
by sexyqueen12345678 April 24, 2018