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serial winner

A football player/manager who has won many trophies over their career. Usually used to suck off Mourinho.
DheerLUHF on Twitter: Harry Maguire cost £80 million, has been relegated 4 times and has lost 4 semi-finals. He's the worst signing in Man Utd history. We should've signed David Luiz or Pepe. They're proven serial winners who could take us back to the top, not a fridge with arms and legs.
by PRlNCE KING April 16, 2021
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Serial Dater

Someone who feels like they always need a boyfriend or girlfriend. Often, Serial Daters believe they are in love after dating for two days. These relationships usually last for about two weeks, followed by much moping and heartbreak until the next guy or girl comes along two days later, at which point the cycle begins again.

These people are often insecure and need another person to boost their self-esteem.

Most commonly seen in high school girls.
Three days ago, Tori was madly in love with Cody. Then they broke up, and now she's in love with Jason. She says that he's the one, and they're going to get married and have three kids. She is such a Serial Dater.

This is the fourth boyfriend Amber has has this month! She is such a Serial Dater.
by advaschechel February 7, 2010
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serial sevens

1. A psych test measuring cognitive ability where subject counts backward from a random number in increments of seven.
2. Any difficult mental calculation.

Explained in The Contortionist's Handbook by Craig Clevenger.
"I can figure out how much we all owe if you just let me see the bill... it isn't serial sevens."
by Ben Frey April 5, 2006
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serial-texter

someone who's very outgoing online but shy in real life
i'm a serial-texter
by karl739 August 13, 2019
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Serial Monogamist

A person who can't stand not being with someone and so goes headlong from one relationship to another without any break in between.
Look at her over there, only broke up with her ex last week and is already going out with someone else. She is such a serial monogamist.
by Golden3232 January 3, 2010
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Serial Kisser

Adj. Someone who gets drunk, and feels the need to kiss everyone in the room.
"What is wrong with you?"
"I was just attacked by the serial kisser!"
by Wendalita October 27, 2007
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Serial Dater

A serial dater is someone who doesn't know what they want in a relationship. They keep dating all kinds of people from different backgrounds trying to land the person they think they can fit themselves into the lives of who they date. A serial dater will go to a party with a date and will try to make moves on others who already are in a relationship or has a date or gf at the party. This person will think she can also get him, as she plans on all the people she dates. She prefers steak dinners to salads. She is a taker, not a giver. No wonder all the guys don't stick around to be with her. She will continue to prowl on the internet on free dating websites like PlentyOfFish.com, Match.com, and all other free websites. She never pays. She only takes. If she ever gives, it will be from something or somewhere where she has taken.
Helen is such a serial dater. She has dated so many men and nothing lasts. She is looking for a free steak or lamb dinner.
by TellItLikeItIs. January 19, 2015
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