The unofficial Chav capital of England. The village features a chippy and grocery store. The Chavs are usually congregate outside the chip shop and near the bins at night time, as this is the only time they come out. They have also been known to hurl abuse at the staff working the hot chicken counter at Somerfield.
As well as this, a warm welcome is given to everybody who enters the village, as the signpost for Selston is riddled with bullet holes.
As well as this, a warm welcome is given to everybody who enters the village, as the signpost for Selston is riddled with bullet holes.
Person 1: "Oy mate, have yer visited Selston?"
Person 2: "No I ain't, I've 'eard it is the chav capital of England though."
Person 2: "No I ain't, I've 'eard it is the chav capital of England though."
by Obey Your System January 5, 2011
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A season in which zodiac signs have their adrenaline rush and their sex drive run through the roof,usually when it's their month of Zodiac
John:Hey man what are you doing?
Kate:John it's Aquarius Season
John:What's that?
Kate:Its apart of the Zodiac Mating Season
John:Oh....
Kate:Yeah,I should be feeling the effects when January 12th comes
John:Oh..oh...okay
Kate:See you around,Sweetness~
John:Man,people sure are strange
Kate:John it's Aquarius Season
John:What's that?
Kate:Its apart of the Zodiac Mating Season
John:Oh....
Kate:Yeah,I should be feeling the effects when January 12th comes
John:Oh..oh...okay
Kate:See you around,Sweetness~
John:Man,people sure are strange
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Get the Zodiac Mating Season mug.During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be "Cuffed" or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed.
Brittany: Why is everyone trying to holla this week like outta no where?
Tiara: You know cuffing season is in full effect right?
Brittany: Oh yeah you right. I know I wont be sleeping alone this weekend.
Tiara: You know cuffing season is in full effect right?
Brittany: Oh yeah you right. I know I wont be sleeping alone this weekend.
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