Selston

The unofficial Chav capital of England. The village features a chippy and grocery store. The Chavs are usually congregate outside the chip shop and near the bins at night time, as this is the only time they come out. They have also been known to hurl abuse at the staff working the hot chicken counter at Somerfield.

As well as this, a warm welcome is given to everybody who enters the village, as the signpost for Selston is riddled with bullet holes.

Person 1: "Oy mate, have yer visited Selston?"

Person 2: "No I ain't, I've 'eard it is the chav capital of England though."

by Obey Your System January 5, 2011

Season 8

The season where most shows die

Family guy, The Simpsons, GOT, etc. All died in season 8

by Trajan Anntonius June 13, 2019

Zodiac Mating Season

A season in which zodiac signs have their adrenaline rush and their sex drive run through the roof,usually when it's their month of Zodiac

John:Hey man what are you doing?
Kate:John it's Aquarius Season
John:What's that?
Kate:Its apart of the Zodiac Mating Season
John:Oh....
Kate:Yeah,I should be feeling the effects when January 12th comes
John:Oh..oh...okay
Kate:See you around,Sweetness~
John:Man,people sure are strange

by Jaiden Gary October 24, 2019

Cuffing Season

During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be "Cuffed" or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed.

Brittany: Why is everyone trying to holla this week like outta no where?

Tiara: You know cuffing season is in full effect right?

Brittany: Oh yeah you right. I know I wont be sleeping alone this weekend.

by Pmack0711 September 28, 2011

seasonal depression

depression or moodyness that comes and goes in specific time of the year or period of time.

It's october again, time for my seasonal depression

My dad died in christmas, seasonal depression is imminent.

Valentine's day hits many people with seasonal depression

by paulisa October 17, 2018

Sowing Season

Sowing Season can be described in one word....."YEAAAH!"

-Ever Hear the song "Sowing Season" by Brand new?

YEAH, After I lost all my friends

by Deja Entendu brand new August 20, 2010

Hot Cousin Season

An alternative to cuffing season for those who couldn’t find anyone. Facing the holiday season alone becomes grim reality, and as desperation sets in family events become potential dating scenes

Forget cuffing season, I’m getting ready for Hot Cousin Season

by Blackjack Archer November 23, 2022