Seahorse Syndrome

When your anaconda becomes a vaccum attachment and the male is impregnated with the females egg or eggs. A process by which the man becomes pregnant and acts like a total bitch.

She said that aint my kid, yah Seahorse Syndrome motherf...r, look at it doesn't look anything like me, look it's skin tone is even different!! I don't know who you were screwing but this bitch ain't that bitch, is that clear, ok, have a GOOD DAY! And tautau for now and maybe forever on your down there, green eggs and ham.

by PistolwhipnWillie November 8, 2020

Seahorse Style

When the women pushes her period lining into a mans asshole

She really wanted to try Seahorse Style last night. I was scared for my life

by Urgent Sensations April 26, 2021

Chilean Seahorse

After cumming in a female's ass, the male then adds chili sauce to it. The female then proceeds to shit the mixture back out onto hotdogs, where the couple then eats them.

The same can be done with substituting the chili sauce with Sriracha chili sauce and noodles.

Hey honey, are you down for some Chilean Seahorse tonight or are you still full from the Alabama Hot Pocket from this morning?

by BrklynVodka June 15, 2022

retarded seahorse(parker)

retarded seahorse(parker) Is a term used to define a special creatures who’s a lil different

Oh boy he is a retarded seahorse(parker) just look at him

by Marshallg1 June 5, 2023

seahorse

yes. it is a fish. i know, it’s weird.

guy 1: hey dude look at that fish over there
guy 2: that’s a seahorse

guy 1: yeah that’s what i said.

by lmaoig March 21, 2022