Penis sculpting

When your penis is off to the side for some reason and it slowly starts to hang that way

Damn, bro! James has a tough case of penis sculpting!

by Penis sculpting expert November 6, 2020

Cum-sculpting

The action of having sex with an inanimate object so much that it becomes stiff like a rock.

I’ve been cum-sculpting my Mikasa body pillow to fit her exact curves.

by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

scrippin

walking the streets, usually in a shady fassion

me and my peoples were scrippin when my man hit me on the jack and we peaced to the party.

by jameswordlife October 6, 2009

Scwipfting

A combination of sorting and sifting papers on your desk for no apparnet reason other than to appear busy. For some reason it is pronounced with a speach impediment reminiscent of the endorphous dialect.

Peter has been scwipfting papers for the last 5 years.

by Bwembdon February 8, 2004

Scroting

The act of pulling your scrotum out through the zipper of one's pants, and proceeding to show your friends in a public setting without being caught by bystanders.

Dude quit scroting, the flight attendant just saw your balls.

by Scrote Master November 18, 2009

scraping fettuccine alfredo

Another term for kissing, because fettuccine noodles are long and flat like tongues.

First used in Supergirl #19, when Supergirl and Wonder Girl were about to Kiss (we're not joking. seriously, look it up) and Ravager (who is apparently the lesbian equivalent of a cockblocker) interrupted them (with a rocket launcher) and said the bellow sentence.

"Wonder-Girl AND Supergirl scraping fettuccine alfredo? Someone get a video camera... we'll get two billion hits on YouTube."

by Woodunt U. Lyketano July 14, 2014

Fudge Scraping

To accidentally lick the females asshole while in the act of 69ing.

Dude, I licked a bit too high today and ended up fudge scraping Debra.

by Seal Team Sexy July 11, 2011