Scorpion Hand

The act of getting your jollies off by purposely touching the spines of a lion fish and going totally limp with paralysis underwater creating a psudo-euphoric and dreamlike state similar to autoerotic asphyxiation.

Hey Randy, we don’t have time for scorpion hand tonight man. We have to see the ostracods.

by Ostracoddles May 8, 2022

skompton

the hardest hood(s) in skokie, IL

central and south skokie = skompton

nigga i'd be servin if i didn't live in skompton

by skomptonholdinitdown October 8, 2008

Scorpion

A prank to play on an unsuspecting male friend. When they least expect it, you silently approach them from behind, and thrust your entire arm through their legs and reach up towards their face, thus cradling their junk with your bicep. At the same time, you must yell "Scorpion!", and watch as they freak out.

I gave Josh the Scorpion, and he totally wigged out and jumped 3 feet in the air.

by bbf August 1, 2007

scorpion women

The person who married the scorpion king, ie scorpion woman marrys the scorpion man ect..the rock from the mummy returns.

i saw the rock embracing his scorpion women, and it kind of made me sad that i had to kill him to regain control of anubus's army of the dead

by Master Apps September 6, 2005

scorpion rules fisticuffs

A form of fisticuffs, perfected early in the new millennium by Master Salty. This form of fisticuffs is done by forming the hands in fists and curling the arms to the face, with the back of the hand facing your opponent. To strike, one must fling their hands toward the enemy (still facing them with the back of them) and hitting with the back side of the knuckles, much like a scorpion. This is done until one fighter submits.

Jim: Dude, how could you ask her out? I like her!
Bob: Well, I like her too...
Jim: only one way to settle this..
Bob: huh?
Jim: SCORPION RULES FISTICUFFS!!
Bob: WTF?!
*Jim strikes Bob many times*
Jim: It is decided! She Shall be mine!
Bob: WTF?!

by Patrick Earley July 7, 2008

Scorpion

In gymnastics, to land face-first with your heels over your head.

I did a faceplant today!
Yeah? Will i did a scorpion!

by that guy by the computer September 1, 2009

scramption

A cute, little person whose hand fits perfectly in yours.

Fills your heart with love and your life with happiness! Most beautiful person you could imagine, both inside and out. Very intelligent, great sense of humour and fun to be around!

If you're lucky enough to find one, don't ever let them go.

She's the most beautiful little scramption I've ever seen!

by Wafflefish November 4, 2015