schloopy

When a girl's vagina is stretched out during sex, then her partner poops inside her vagina.

"Mike and I did the schloopy last night, and I had to take three showers to get it all out!"

by definition daisy December 4, 2017

Schlonged

Beaten so bad, that one should be embarrassed. Usually followed by whining about the loss to friends later.

Bob was so stupid last night, he got wasted, picked a fight, and got schlonged. One pop to the nose, and Bob was crying on the ground, what a little bitch.

by Qballified April 2, 2016

schlonged

1. To be snaked.
2. To be beaten badly.

1. The mechanic is my friend, but he schlonged me on the price.
2. Even though my friends voted for me I still got schlonged in the election.

by wolfmanmos April 2, 2016

schlooze

oozing pus that comes out of your chode or schlort

booby was having ball sex and his chode exploded and all this schlooze camw out

by 0895678352-59670259678059 April 13, 2008

Schloogen Doogen

Cookie dough made with blended Hershey kisses instead of chocolate chips. Served raw to guests in the shape of a penis. And balls.

It's ok. We have Hershey Kisses. Just make a schloogen doogen.

by Seymour B. April 12, 2011

Schloober

sticky bodily fluids on you.

Schloober is when you cover your mouth to sneeze and then see the snot on your sleeve & airborne sneezes

by biznitchforhire June 2, 2009

Schlooter

Schoolter is a nar nar bird that's very rare to find since there is only one left in the world and that rare bird lives in Pennsylvania.

The nar nar bird named Schlooter is endangered

by Seb1234 May 30, 2011