Schlong

A well hung penis that's sized between a Schlander and a Dong.

P1: "Whoa Betty-Lou, your hands are cold don't touch my schlong."
P2: "Well Harry, you just go on and touch it yourself then!"

by wordwanker September 17, 2018

Schlong

A schlong is a massive veiny hairy monster of a penial object. Keep out of reach of small children

"Bro did you see that horses giant long schlong. its was beautiful"

by Dr. Schlong March 01, 2019

Schlong

An infamous hairstyle, also known as a mullet where the hair is cut short in the front and is left long in the back.

That hunky dude over there's hot, if he'd just lose the schlong!

The schlong is a highly practical hair-do as it keeps the hair out of the face, but still has the look of sexy long tresses from behind. It's popular with wrestlers
and women who've shirked the most basic social conventions.

by modoc May 09, 2005

Schlong

Another word for penis or cock or wang, can be used as asshole or buttmuncher, overall a very flexible, somewhat sexual word.

Robert, quit being such a schlong!

by Dean February 09, 2004

Schlong

A significantly large penis that goes up a mans anal cavity whilst having a hard on. Also means to finger a girl whom has a very hairy vagina, for this to work though you need large fingers.

Man#1 - Man, did see my schlong earlier on?
Man#2 - Yeah it was huge, how would you feel if you put your schlong up my bumhole
Man#1 - LETS DO THIS!!!
Man#3 - can i lick your schlong too?
*both men dickslap the third man*

by schlingschlongbingbangbong69 April 25, 2017

Schlonged

Another word having been bested in any competition, especially in political election.

"Hillary got schlonged by Obama in the 2008 DNC primaries."

by DarthChuck December 24, 2015

schlonged

A term popularly used by presidential candidates who stand no chance of actually winning the election.

Donald Trump will be schlonged by Hillary Clinton in the general election

by Redleo500 December 23, 2015