Schlappers

A person who believes in something you don't.

"You guys are just a bunch of Schlappers"

by Unno Reverse January 10, 2020

schlamalamadingdong

means having a dick that is worth slamming against a table

omg owen your schlamalamadingdong is so big.

by samjefferson.trueamerican May 26, 2021

Schlazzled

Very out of it to the point of being a detriment to you and others around you

Oi did u here about henry last night cunt got schlazzled

by Biggiecheese93 December 18, 2021

schlarpet

Just a Schlatt carpet

Greg- “Bro nice carpet!”
Ronald-“that’s not just a carpet it’s a schlarpet”

by Rammie_69 May 22, 2022

Schemple

To define an object,liveforms,or genitalia that is "schmeeply"

To schmep or not to schmep

Its so Schemple and smelly.

by Dirty Danno II November 15, 2022

Schlapped

Joking euphemism for having been sexually groped without one's consent.

Based on the name of a prominent, once-thought-to-be heterosexual (???), Republican spokesperson and organizer who allegedly groped his chauffeur repeatedly and persistently—without consent. The driver claimed the experience traumatized him and complained about it to anyone who would listen, including the Press.

(Straight guy, realizing he's just been pinched on the ass by another man) "Egads! I've just been Schlapped!"

by mrburlesk March 9, 2023

schlorplejob!

When she puts her sploinkus in your giggadoon

Woah dude she just gave me a schlorplejob!

by PanzerChopp September 10, 2023