Similar to a Scandinavian Sandstorm where you take a high powered fan and face it to a girl. Jizz at the fan and it will blow back and hit her in the face. However, it is done using the Dyson Air Multiplier and consequently shoots in more of a wad shape.
She requested the Scandinavian sandstorm, but unfortunately the Dyson was the only fan in the house. Five minutes later the Scandinavian Snot Rocket was dripping down her forehead.
by dansome July 10, 2013
The term for when you shove 5 northern atlantic oysters up your grandma's twat and then suck them out and get 6 back.
I gave your grandma Bjorn a Scandinavian oil change last night and then made some delicious oysters Rockefeller.
by Oysters on the half shell December 10, 2012
I missed hitting that
car by a scandinavian cunt hair.
That bitch is finer than a scandinavian cunt hair.
car by a scandinavian cunt hair.
That bitch is finer than a scandinavian cunt hair.
by willifish August 07, 2009
the event which occurs when one is dancing with a fat girl and proceeds to jam his finger into the anus of the large lady and hook her with his finger, resulting in a wild ride through the club/wedding reception/nursing home as the woman runs away in terror with the man in tow.
This term originates from when Scandinavian sailors would harpoon a whale and the beast would drag their boat many miles over the seas until it tired or got loose.
This term originates from when Scandinavian sailors would harpoon a whale and the beast would drag their boat many miles over the seas until it tired or got loose.
Since Jeremy got stuck with a fat girl while providing wingman coverage for his buddy, he decided to have her take him on a Scandinavian sleigh ride.
by Benjamin and the jets September 21, 2007
The act of one man ejaculating into another man's hand, then the man with jizz in his hand using it as lubrication to jerk off. After he cums in the same hand, he bitch slaps the other man in the face getting cum on him.
This act is only gay for the man getting slapped because he is the one getting a handful of spunk slapped around his cocksucker like a total faggot.
This act is only gay for the man getting slapped because he is the one getting a handful of spunk slapped around his cocksucker like a total faggot.
Boy #1: For my 14th birthday, my dad gave me a Scandinavian Bitch Slap.
Boy #2: Awesome! Did you suck his dick afterwards?
Boy #1: ......Yup I sure did!
Boy #2: Awesome! Did you suck his dick afterwards?
Boy #1: ......Yup I sure did!
by humorousabortionhahafaggot November 16, 2011
only applicapable to guys. drinking maneuver where a guy is in the push-up position, pantless and his beer is placed on the floor and he dips his cock & balls into his beer. he then drinks when done doing the pushups
by Fameson Adams July 03, 2008
Bob: Terri is in the hospital
Jim: what why
Bob: i gave her a scandinavian ice pineapple last night
Jim: dude she's gonna kill you when she learns to walk again
Jim: what why
Bob: i gave her a scandinavian ice pineapple last night
Jim: dude she's gonna kill you when she learns to walk again
by SvenDonaldson11 November 22, 2010