satan 

Satan is an idea. Satan is NOT the entity so commonly reffered to as the devil. The Christians made sure you would always associate satan as being the devil to move their own agenda forward. Satan is any idea that goes against the status quo. When following the little trail of meaning, the word satan comes to simply mean "opposition."
So let's get it perfectly clear: satan==any idea from any man that poses a threat against the majority's brainwashed way of life. devil==the "scary" horned demon guy that supposedly is the king of all evil in a burning existence underneath us all.

Everyone always confuses the devil with satan.
Which makes more sense to you? Thought so.

satan by Robert D. Clarke January 16, 2007

Satan 

Me.

I am Satan...

Satan by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 11, 2016

satan 

the one and only true GOD.

satan is evrybodys friend

satan by zacharias May 7, 2005

satan 

1) Ruler of Hell
2) Stops Christians from leaving the faith
3) Threat used by all Christian leaders
4) HAWT

1) When I visit Hell, I'm gonna get Satan's Autograph!
2) If you visit a muslim church Satan will get you!
3) See 2
4) That shiznik is so satan!

satan by snowe October 24, 2006

Satan 

another word for Cocaine

Hey, dealer, is Satan around?

Satan by Jelly November 29, 2003

satan 

the christ puncher i.e. satan

the christ puncher rocks

satan by Pazzy Bee May 13, 2005

satan 

Mispelling of the word 'Shaitan'(Shaytan) from the Arabic for adversary. Also the Islamic version of Satan.

Was once know as Lucifer, ''The light of heaven'', in Christian dogma.

''He soon discerns, and weltring by his side
One next himself in power, and next in crime,
Long after known in Palestine, and nam'd
Beelzebub. To whom th' Arch-Enemy,
And thence in Heav'n call'd Satan, with bold words
Breaking the horrid silence thus began.''
-Paradise Lost, Book 1, line 79.

satan by Edward 'Arsenal' Thornton September 8, 2006