Weak Salsa

Much like Weak Sauce, this is just a spicier way of acknowledging that something sucks.

"Pitchfork dissed The Mars Volta again? Weak salsa."

by Space Wrangler December 26, 2007

alabama salsa

When you have period sex with your cousin.

“hey cousin randy let’s make some alabama salsa”

by hippielemons April 29, 2019

nutty in the salsa

a very fun activity to do with your friends where you get salsa dip your ballsack in it (not pp tho) and you ENJOY THAT SALSA

me: you dude you want to do some nutty in the salsa
him: yeah *pulls out salsa*
me: *vigerously dips nutsack in salsa*
friend: slurps up that salsa
friend: yummmmy

by biggy thiccy March 16, 2019

Tossing salsa

Tossing salsa is just like tossing a salad except you tug on his jalapeno.

When someone licks the anus hole of man and strokes his penis you are tossing salsa

Yo that one chick from the internet was tossing salsa right on the subway.

by Some Internet Chick February 5, 2019

salsa shower

Eating period blood and puking it up during sex

"hey carl can you eat a girl out when she's on her period" "yeah as long as you don't give her a salsa shower"

by GossipVulture April 20, 2018

Mongolian salsa

The mixture of piss and shit in someone’s butthole after you piss in it.

Me and my girl made Mongolian Salsa last night and that shit was bussin’.

by Steadlur November 22, 2022

Salsa dip

When your having sex with a virgin and she starts to bleed so you only use the tip.

Yo the other day I was with girl right and basically she started bleeding

so I salsa dipped her

by El pepe the meme July 25, 2017