Saber Tooth Pissant

A pissant with a lot more propensity to be annoying; or a worthless person whose mentality dates back to the Stone Age or the Cro-Magnon era.

My boss is a Saber Tooth Pissant.

by JanitorialDebut November 1, 2009

Ciudad Del Saber

-noun: An stale, isolated region of Panama City filled with the dredges of zonian society and Panamanian elite. Completely disconnected with reality where jits pretend like they are going to college.

-verb: to get ripped off, bamboozled, hoodwinked

Example:
Bro 1 "What are you doing tonight?"
Bro 2 "Kickin' it Ciudad Del Saber style"
Bro 1 "Drinking, breaking into the pool and passing out outside? Nice."

Example:
Jit 1 "When's your next class?"
Jit 2 "At 1pm"
Jit 1 "And what time is it now?"
Jit 2 "Ten after one, so I have like 10 more minutes to get there."

by Truthspeaker010110 October 10, 2009

saber-toothed crotch cricket

Crabs

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.

by Charles July 19, 2003

saber-toothed crotch cricket

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

Saber Tooth Crotch Crickets

Nasty little bastards that live in the pubes.

Those Saber tooth crotch crickets are tearin my balls and ass up today.

by Throbbingroot April 1, 2009

Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets

The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.

"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"

by Blitz77 May 21, 2010

saber-toothed crotch cricket

AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.

Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.

by BigP July 2, 2005