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captain morgans rum

spiced rum that will make you do fucked up things.
once me, and kaitlyn drank a 2 bottles of captain morgans rum.and I passed out. When I woke up I was laying on this random dudes stomach with my clothes on humping him and kaitlyn.I'll never drink that shit again.
by sarahandkaitlyn August 19, 2008
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Rum

1) a complete piece of crap. 2) a grown man that lives at home with his parents. 3) any person who leaves their children hangin so they can do drugs and have no responsibility. 4) a scum bag
by Silvatungdmi August 11, 2012
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golden rum

Slang term for piss on the seat of a toilet.
I went to use the John Q. Public at the gas station, butt, the lid was covered with piss...

MY WIFE: That was fast!

ME: No can do: golden rum. Let's check out THAT gas station. The first gas station with a clean restroom will get my $40 in gas money.
by Phil N. Empty July 15, 2006
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Rum Tum Tugger

1. A cat from T.S Elliott's "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats". Like Tiger Woods, he sleeps around. Many debate whether it is just with the female cats. Often seen ticking off Mr. Mistoffelees or his brother, Munkustrap. Tugger seems to have a habit of being loud, obnoxious, crude, attention craving, and clingy.
2. Anything that can be described as a terrible bore.
3. A male whore who craves attention.
"The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore."~Mr. Mistoffelees
by CheshireAxel January 4, 2010
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Rum

An excellent liquor made from fermented and distilled sugar cane by-products, such as sugar cane juice or molasses.

There is a whole spectrum of different rum types. White, which is bland and tasteless, which the teeny-boppers and college sluts love mixing in their sugary drinks. Then golden, spiced, and dark rums, which actually have body, character, and flavor.

Like any other liquor, you can tell a lot about the person from the brand they buy. If they drink Bacardi or Malibu, that is basically saying they don't really care about or respect rum, and only buy rum to mix into their gay little tropical drinks.
Bacardi is the Wal-Mart/McDonald's of rum.
by dcrubin June 29, 2010
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Rum

Unexplainable but when something's 'Rum' you just know it is...
"She's a rum lass ain't she!"

"Paul, he's a rum lad!"

Grant, Martin and Stu - RUM!!!
by tomu May 20, 2011
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rum bunny

A woman who will let you take nude photos of her once she is drunk.
Cathy is a rum bunny and I have the pics to prove it! What a whore, let's post them on the internet!
by Bud E Love May 2, 2003
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