Robert 

A very small thing that claims he would beat anyone up when in reality he’s 5’2 and can’t go on rollercoasters. His cat has more power than him and people only like him because of R O G E R.

He is such a Robert

Robert by Logixz July 2, 2020

robert 

the funniest nigga you will ever meet, he might be mean at certain times but that’s only when you piss him off 😭 finest nigga when he gets a haircut

robert is so funny

robert by rob the boss October 12, 2019

Robert 

This is a guy that will never leave a girl alone that he likes, he acts like a sass queen when he wants her to like him. He's just a creep that chats shit and wonders why things smell.

Oh my god, he's spoke to me again and he's being a creep
Ohhh you mean he's being a Robert

Robert by Rosey18 August 8, 2015

Robert 

A young boy who is very likely to cheat on you. He likes to love a girl and then the next day love a new one. He can be very sweet but he always will ask weird questions. I can stop liking him

He is a normal human Robert

Robert by Cool kid120 February 27, 2019

Robert 

A person who hangs around the local park and outside side schoolgrounds at break and lunchtime.

Guy1: Hey did you see that Robert hangin outside the park?

Guy2: Yeah, Fuckin' kiddyfiddler

Robert by Maesteg boys June 13, 2008

robert 

Everyone always wants to know someone named Bob. Hence a Robert is either a crazy-assed individual with orgasmic sexual skills, but is trying to keep a low cover, or is just some uptight prick.

"Yo, I just fucked Bob last night and it was gre..."
"Hush girl, we're in the office, call him Robert round here."

Or

"Who's that tight arsed, preppy little mamma's boy think he is anyway, some Sir Robert or something?"

robert by anonymous2121 July 31, 2008

Robert 

Typically a fucking asshole

Wow, Robert is an asshole.

Robert by Testacleese December 19, 2016