Risky Wank

When a man masturbates, usually at home or at a friend’s, with the door open to increase the risk of getting caught. This can produce a very powerful orgasm.

I had a risky wank at Dan’s last night and he didn’t suspect a thing!

by CircumcisedCanadian January 12, 2020

Risky manhatten

Risky Manhatten: when your girlfriend/wife is in the shower and you get a blumkin from her sister/mom

I got caught pulling a risky manhatten now im single

by chives66441 January 19, 2018

Risky Bizz

The practice of risking bizz.....a great Exmaple would be Tom Cruise

Yo man that was so Risky Bizz

by huffy 12 February 4, 2009

risky beat

When a song comes on that makes you want to party hard. It is the inception of the idea to go out and get wasted

" hey go put floor fillers on the radio, replies: no man that's a 'risky beat' for a Monday"

by FesoJMG February 10, 2018

Risky Triathlon

When you jerk off, hit your vape, and yell at your mom to come to your room. The goal is to ejaculate and clear the smoke before your mom gets to the door.

"Yeah I totally lost the risky triathlon last night when my mom saw me nut all over my stomach."

by Borbenbashley November 5, 2020

risky

Living is risky to yourself and others, so is driving a car and many other things people do every day. Life is worth losing, especially since you don't have much choice as to whether you will die or not. It should be your choice whether you spend the rest of your years behind a mask taking orders, or making your own orders for yourself, and trusting in yourself enough to keep going. Though driving a car is hazardous to yourself and others, most people still don't kill themselves or anyone else in an auto accident even once in their lifetime. Accidents might be one of the leading causes of death, but there are still many times more drivers on the road that make it home every night to see their families.

Life is risky, so pausing it or stopping it won't prevent or cure death, you are already on your way there like everyone else alive, everyone that ever was alive in the past, and everyone that ever will be alive. People hundreds of years ago once thought they were the future, making the world a better place and look how fucked up it is today with all that they did thinking they would make it better. Humans are the only species arrogant enough to think they could make the world better than it already is, since even if there was a place like paradise, humans would still try to change it or make it a better place (than it was made to be long before they were there).

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Risky frisky

Sexual activity of any kind in a public setting.

Jane and I did the risky frisky last night in the parking lot of denny's

by GreyTaskmaster February 22, 2024