Risky Triathlon

When you jerk off, hit your vape, and yell at your mom to come to your room. The goal is to ejaculate and clear the smoke before your mom gets to the door.

"Yeah I totally lost the risky triathlon last night when my mom saw me nut all over my stomach."

by Borbenbashley November 5, 2020

Risky Wank

When a man masturbates, usually at home or at a friend’s, with the door open to increase the risk of getting caught. This can produce a very powerful orgasm.

I had a risky wank at Dan’s last night and he didn’t suspect a thing!

by CircumcisedCanadian January 12, 2020

risky wristy

Getting a hand job while riding a motorcycle

Jessica came Cameron a risky wristy the other night when he gave her a ride home on his motorcycle.

by Alces May 24, 2024

Risky

New Zealand slang for a restricted driver's licence - the stage after a learner's licence and the last stage before a full driver's licence.

Becca got her risky on the weekend. Can't believe I'm the only one still on my learners!

by nangsonfriday April 16, 2022

Risky

The only one in the group the group that s down the ride

Riskys down

by Bolen parquet resident March 3, 2021

risky ask

To ask a question that is dangerous. It’s either really successful or it Fails outright and there is no in between

Edwin : Hey Miranda can I get a kiss?

Miranda: That’s a risky ask! Let me think about it

by DemiDwayne November 29, 2022

The Risky Chimney

Smoking either weed or cigarettes and blowing the smoke into your partners asshole when they are ass up face down and hoping they fart the smoke out without their permission

Yo! Did you hear Eric blew cigarette smoke into Brooke's asshole and she farted on his face??

Damn that nigga would pull off The Risky Chimney

by MRrager May 31, 2024