riding dirty 

Not takeing a shower for 3 days, and rolling up to Taco Bell.
And if the "PO PO" is behind you waiting in the drive thru, then he's trying to catch you rideing dirty.

Taco bell employee: "Here is your ultima...*cough ...Oh god sir what is that smell?"

You: "Don't try to catch me riding dirty... Gimme my chalupa slut"

Then you ghost ride out the dirve thru..

riding dirty by A-TEAM June 11, 2006

Riding dirty 

Continuing one's activities after having defecated without wiping one's anus. In other terms, not wiping yo' ass after shitting

Gangsta: Yo, man, he was riding dirty all night last night.
Homedawg: Yeah, man. That must explain why he smell like crap.

Riding dirty by Ward8 June 11, 2006

riding dirty 

* Refers to a game played between friends where points are earned for succefully having sexual intercourse with extremely obese women without being caught by one's friends. If a participant is caught during this horrific act points are taken away and added to the finders point total. These women only qualify if their obesity is comperable to the fat women featured in Spencer's gag cards.

* The Chamillionaire song "Ridin'" was created to commemorate a specific instance where the artist won this game by sexually pleasuring a morbidly rotund transvestite. This event led to additional (bonus) points for Chamillionare which gave him a solid lead and eventuallty a win in a game between him and his friends.

My friends caught me riding dirty. Now I need too sleep with six fat bitches in order to win.

riding dirty by John Ben September 14, 2008

riding dirty 

A term used by the telecommunications industry to describe a transport circuit which is experiencing any combination of the following problems, line code violations, path code violations, errored seconds, severely errored seconds, unavailable seconds, ect.

That circuit's riding dirty, I can't even stream my p0rn!

riding dirty by mememememmeme December 8, 2006

Riding Dirty 

Operating a motorcycle without a helmet.

That dude must be going at least 100m.p.h. and he's even riding dirty.

Riding Dirty by D-man FL January 19, 2009

riding dirty 

having sex without a condom

Guy #1: Hi, my name is Andruw Jones, nice to meet you.
Girl #1: Hi I am Beyonce, it is nice to meet you.

hours later.....

Guy #1: I hit it from the back side.
Guy #2: Did you have a rubber?
Guy #1: Nah, I was riding dirty.

riding dirty by Jason Caplan July 30, 2006

Riding Dirty 

When your underwear rides up your ass.

Hey, when are you going to pull your underwear out of your ass?

Yea, they have been riding dirty for a while.

Riding Dirty by Trolissa January 19, 2010