A man descending from a regal family lineage of male prostitutes who only offers his services to hermaphrodites reaching a maximum height of 3'2" and are completely hairless like Mr. Bigglesworth (cat from Austin Powers, Dr. Evils pet). Not frequently understood is the fact that this act is highly praised and respected throughout The Land of Genital Warts.
Yo Bro, if only I could live like a "William Kenneth Regan III" for a day my life would be complete!
by Happy Birthday Will, Love KC&Lindsey November 25, 2007
Get the William Kenneth Regan IIImug. Started by Pussy Pratt and now Regan makes you burgers and gives u a foot message. The best part is, you don’t pay him; he pays you
by Holy cross pocket running April 20, 2018
Get the Regan BBQ foot messagemug. 
A real life character who constantly partakes in surreal humour, or surreal comedy, a form of humour predicated on deliberate violations of causal reasoning, producing events and behaviours that are obviously illogical.
Regan enactments or "Reganisms" tend to involve bizarre juxtapositions, incongruity, non-sequiturs, irrational or absurd situations and expressions of nonsense.
The humour arises from a subversion of audience's expectations, so that amusement is founded on unpredictability, separate from a logical analysis of the situation. The humour derived gets its appeal from the ridiculousness and unlikeliness of the situation.
Regan enactments or "Reganisms" tend to involve bizarre juxtapositions, incongruity, non-sequiturs, irrational or absurd situations and expressions of nonsense.
The humour arises from a subversion of audience's expectations, so that amusement is founded on unpredictability, separate from a logical analysis of the situation. The humour derived gets its appeal from the ridiculousness and unlikeliness of the situation.
by Kargo June 13, 2018
Get the Reganmug. by MisterHonest October 1, 2020
Get the Reganmug. A Regan is an humble,down to earth, hot human being. His relationship will last forever if he has one . He's also good at gambling . He even has a good booty.
Frank - Hey is that a person sitting on the ground ?
Dank- Lol bro thats a ReGaN hes completely DOWN TO EARTH
Dank- Lol bro thats a ReGaN hes completely DOWN TO EARTH
by anonymously367 May 2, 2018
Get the Reganmug. Regan's the type of girl to hold you at gunpoint and threaten to write her urban dictionary definition. She tends to be a caffeine addict who enjoys chugging WhiteClaws on weekends. She excels in ruining peoples day and running over the geriatrically disabled in her ed Honda Accord 2016.
While I write this sentence, Regan is currently whacking me with her bag of beet chips and threatening to pour water down my neck.
by BeetChipLover October 10, 2022
Get the Reganmug.